....this is why i hate this family..

ok.. so we all know easter is tomarrow...

and because dad is an idiot.. he has... cory pick out what he wants... for easter...
(as for what i get, i get to do the laundry for easter. yay)

anyway..

so cory has me yesterday... looking for a n64 gameshark...


I find one early in the day.. its an auction... and we were winning it up until the last 5 seconds.. at 5 seconds we were winning it.. i hit refresh.. and then we werent winning it and the auction ended. Cory threw a BIG BABY ass fit about how i COULD have won it.. about how i DIDNT CARE About him and i wasnt PAYIN attention and whatnot... god hes stupid..

andd... so hes like "FIND ME ONE.. it HAS To be BUY IT NOW!!!!!! i want it NOWWWW!!!!!"
so.... He's sitting in the computer chair.. Im sitting on the floor... looking for a n64 gameshark for him.... eventually shane gets on and because he's uberly sick i wanted to ask him how he's doing.... corys like "NO!! YOU CANT TALK TO SHANE!!!! I DONT CARE IF HES SICK!!!!!!! I HOPE HE DIES!!!"
So i jimmy the keyboard.. and talk to shane for a little bit.. constantly switching from shane to ebay...

Cory eventually gets uberly pissed... makes the pre pubescent girl noise and is like "OHHHMEGODJ0)DUNNEEDTOTALKTOSHANE!!!"

So... then im like "Fine.. im leaving.." and i tell shane "brb" and head off to the bathroom..

after like 3 hours i come out.. Shanes gone.. Corys bawling..

So i get back on my cosy spot on the floor.. corys on his chair... and so we search some more.. I find a n64 system... games.. gameshark.. and other accessories... for 15$.. THe gamesharks on there are buy it now for... 12$... so im like "cory wouldnt you rather pay 3$ more..... wait 2 days.. and get all this stuff??" He said "NOOOO!!!! NEED GAMESHARK NOWWWWWW!! I dont CARE how much it costs YOU!!"

Sure... WHen its not his money we're talkin about he doesnt care how much it costs..
So dad comes up and hes like welll you can spend up to 25$ on the gameshark....
and corys like "BUT I NEED TO GET IT SO I CAN GET OTHER STUFF TOO!!!"
and so on..
so.. he leaves to go play cruisin world.. and yea so i get on im free and talk to sp00ny a bit.... Cuz if i tried to get on computer all he'd say was "NO!! YOU CANT!!! YOUD NEVER GET OFF IT!!" Yet he's not on it himself. He's playing video games.. SO he has to own the computer AND his video games. at the same time... He's.. an idiot.
Yea... so dad gets home and hes obsessed with telling dad about it.. SO we find one on amazon for like 7$.. and dads like "ok.. how do you pay for it?" and i say "well they have credit card and the pay from your bank thingy.." and hes like "um.. i am NOT entering my bank account details... too many... peoplee.. steal.. our bank.. account.."
corys like "I DONT CARE I WANT IT!!!"
dad: "See.. if you do this.. then this 7$ game shark.. ends up becoming a 3,000$ gameshark if someone gets the bank account.. and we CANT AFFORD THAT!!!!"
and im thinking "....but the credit card # is already in there..... and the bank info is already in paypal......"
dad: "Dont worry cait pinches pennies like noone ive ever seen.. she'll find you a good deal"
cory: "DONT CARE. WANT NOW."
cait: "Um... Cory theres none really.... ON,... ebay right now why dont you wait till tomarrow?"
Cory: "BUT I CANT!!!!! I MUST.. HAVEEE.. IT NOWWWW!!!!"
Cait: "But they dont even ship on saturdays. Or sundays..."
Cory: ".........GOD DAMN IT."



so.

HES AN IDIOT :DDDDD!!!!

ANYWAY...

so i go to my room and watch some more of the lion king...
Then i go to sleep..

Then i get up.. and what do i hear?

"Oh this gameshark is the cheapest!!" so i get out of my bed... go to el bathroom.. cory comes and bangs on the door..
"CAIT!!!! I FOUND A GAMESHARK!!!!!!! ITS 9$!!!"
"Is it just the gameshark?"
"YEAHH!!!"
"-__-.... god.."
">_>>>>>>"
So... i get done in there and come out here.. he has this gameshark.. for 9$... and thats all that comes with it.. suuure its new and sealed but still....
So.. hes like "Dad said i need to let you buy it.."
So i make cory get up.. and of course he throws a fit over that cuz "OMG SHELL TALK TO SHANE!!!!"
so.. I look for other ones.... and cory stomps off to his room cuz hes pissed that im not buyin THIS specific one RIGHT NOW...
So i look.. and he comes back out.. and i tell him that this one was the cheapest buy it now one on ebay...
and corys like "*ANNOYINGWHINEYSQUEAL* BUT I STILL HAVE MONEY TO BUY OTHER STUFF!"
dad: "....i said you had 25$ to spend on the GAME SHARK.. i didnt say you had UP TO 25$$.. but you ASSUMES THAT.. SO NOW YOU BOTH HAVE 25$ to spend on WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!!!!"
^ those were his exact words.
2 seconds later
dad: "And i DONT yell and swear VERY OFTEN."
Cory starts bawlin and stomps off to his room..
You'd think he'd get tired of this eventually...
but noope..

so...... at this point.. hes in his room... dads in the kitchen pissed.. and im here.. stuck in limbo woo

So... then eventually cory comes out again... and im like "alright... SO.. this is what you want right?"
he said "...yes"
cait: "alright..are you SURE??? "
"Yes"
"POSITIVE?"
"YESS.."
"I dont want to hear another word about this game shark EITHER alright?"
'YEA"
"ANd i dont want to hear it when it gets here and your pissed cuz theres no codes and blah de friggin blah"
"fine."
"YOU click the buy it now button.. Because once it gets here.. you will say "YOU FORCD ME TO BUY THIS!!! I DIDNT WANT IT!!""
".....what?"
"CLICK IT!!"
"WHY?"
"just do it.."
So he does.
Then he stomps away.
"Um we're not done... Now you have to commit to buying it.."
"WHAT?!?!?!"
"Just.. CLICK it again.."
dad from the kitchen "JUST FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THE FRICKIN THING!!"
me: "-__-.."
SO i clicked it... and payed for it.. COry stomped off to his room again..
Then he came out again... and he said
"What about Cruisin USA??"
i said "....we just got done with this gameshark capade.."
SO he slams his door.......
Then comes out again..
and says "..its ON the watch list.. just BUY IT."
I say "Your not getting anything unless you're RIGHT HERE... telling me EXACTLY what you want.."
So he stomps up here next to me..
I click it on the watch list.. its an auction that ends in 3 hours..
and i say "But cory.. whatever happened to the 'i HATE non buy it now its STUPID AND GAY.' ???"
Cory says "..-__- and shakes his head." Then he starts stompin off to his room..
but i stop him and say "CORY. get here. or no game."
So he comes here... and we look at it... and hes like "...SO??!?!"
and i sayy "..it ends in 3 hours... we can bid on it then!!"
SO he stomps off to his room... and thats where he is now....

yep..

and dads being all pissy....... yellin at the cats for not wantin to go outside....
askin me if i think its warm in here....
and all the normal pissy stuff..

and im not exagurating on any of this...

cory really did stomp off to his room and come back.. lets see.. how many times? *Counts* like 7 times.. Yea..

Seriously i would have gotten sick of it.. before i did the first one..
I'm not one for ever being mad.. alright..

I am never mad....
NEVER :OOOO

sure i may RANT and RAVE but im not... MAD.. o_O..

you will never :P see me yell at someone.... seriously.. and mean it...


ohh.. dad just came outhere.. and said "hey do you remember them having any smores granola bars at walmart? Cuz we looked for em last time and we couldnt find any.."
i said "Yeahh theyre right underneith the donuts in the snack aisle.."
dad: "Yea.. cory threw a fit right in walmart.. just like he did here.. i told him i cant just MAGICALLY Make them appear.. but he still threw a fit.."
Cait; "Yeaaahh hes an idiot.."
dad: "Hey did you ever see that gameshark anywhere else?"
Cait: " I think i did about 7 years ago..at a garage sale but thats the only time ive ever saw one..."
dad: "Were there any garage sales you wanted to go to today?"
Cait: "Not particularly.. there was a supposidly a huge 6 family garage sale on charle street off of hallet.. thats the only one that looked even decent.. but *Shrug*"

and this is where i am now....... YEpp..

so i guess dad calmed down in the end..

but he doesnt need to spoil cory..

Cory seriously needs a counceler he has a major anger problem.. a major stupidity problem.. a major spoiled ass brat problem..

and many other problems..

i am SO glad i didnt turn out like him.. or my dad.. or my mom..

I think i was adopted :D!!

But whatever *Shrug*

cory just came out

and i asked him... what kind of food items he wants for this week..

he said "i dont have any money to spend!!"
and i said "...im talking FOOD not other crap!!"
he said "NO i dont EVER wnat any extra food stuff EVER."
so GUESS WHAT HE DID??!!!! :DDD everyone all at once now!!!

Everyone: HE WENT IN HIS ROOM AND SLAMMED THE DOOR...

I yelled after him "THATS THE EIGHTH TIME YOUVE DONE THAT TODAY YOU KNOW!!!!"
he said "SHUT UP!!"
THEN He came back out.. and said
"When is it going to get here?"
So i explain to him about only shipping on business days.... Buy it nows sometimes take longer cuz its from stores.. and whatever...

how hes poutinggg.. and walking around the room..

and THIS.. is where i stand now...

and im gun post this before he stomps off to his room again XD...

went to fort wayne + angola

Soo.. we went to fort wayne and angola... and got home at like midnight...

They didnt really have... much interesting.. but they did have a purple squishy alligator for 5$ that i wanted =( and a bamboo mat for 1$ and a $4 beanie baby "Star" that i wanted... But dads like "oohhh lets go..."

Cuz he's an idiot and whatever...

and we went to walmart and meijers in angolaaa........... cuz we didnt have nothin better to do...

So.. we cracked open a mike's hard lemonaid... and I had oh 1/2 cup and... i only drank little sips at a time so it was good..

dad drank 2 the day before yesterday and hes like "o god its soooo nasty i can still taste its nastyness.."

bleh it wasnt nasty to me.
lol

thenn

Me and cory got dads easter present around (cookies :D) and we played graffiti kingdom.. we made more slutacious ho's :P