Jan. 7th, 2011

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1.  How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

 Stop and think about it, and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

 


 
 
 
 
 
 2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

 

 
 

 
 
 
 Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
 
 Wrong Answer.
 
 Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals  
attend .... Except one.   Which animal does not attend?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 

 
 
 
 Correct Answer :
The Elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
This tests your memory..
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 

 
 
 Correct Answer:?
You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not been listening?
All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
 
 According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.


 Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends..
 PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.

 
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So i had a dream that it was today...

and I went to  work, and near the end i was zoning some candy.. and one of the 3rd shift people got PISSED and was screaming her face off at me...

So i stopped..

Carol got out at 9 with me as well, so i was walking around with her.. we were gunna find daniel and say bye to him... But.. i couldnt find him.

I asked several people where he was, and they said that he quit... WTH.

So i told carol i needed to find out what happened to him..

So i walked out, and my parents took the car, but i still had my cell phone.. so  after i couldnt find daniels phone #, i eventually got it, and called. his mom picked up and was yelling at me, demanding to know what happened to him, as he was upset and in his room...

I said i dunno!! I need to talk to him!!

She said "You better get your ass up here and talk to him YOURSELF, if he is this upset.."

i told her my dad doesn't like me driving at dark, esp so far.. but i will try anyway.

I hunted my dad down, which she was on the phone, and scraemed bloody murder at him for taking the car,,

and it was snowing.. but i started off towards daniels house.. I didn't know how to get there, and i passed I-69.. so i was just going on us12... no ideA how to get there... I was still on the phone with daniels mom, but she wasnt talking.. .eventually, i got to the end of the road at some deer park graveyard.... and i turned around, and i hear screaming on the other end of the phone line.. and i could see through the phone what was going on.. some spirit was there and was killing daniels mom...

Concerned about daniel... i talked, asking if anyone could hear me.. but noone could.. The spirit smashed up the house and everything... Apparently daniel came down at one point to see what was going on...

he sounded pissed. he was all "What the fuck is going on, jesus i fucking dont even care anymore."

and i was screaming DANIEL PICK UP THE PHONEEEEE..

and he wouldnt.

and i couldnt get there..

i was so upset, so i just woke up :// 

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