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caitaro ([personal profile] caitaro) wrote2008-11-27 07:34 am
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Why?




Why do people want this?

Why do men want to look like this?

Why do women want men to look like this?

It's absolutely disgusting...


Its like

"Look at the curves on his arms! I like my mens arms as curvy as a woman's whole body!"

wth?

thats disgusting, it looks like he has tumors growing..


and inbetween the tumors..

are little valleys of "wtf"'

He could like..

Store dietary suppliment pills in the folds between his tumors.


lol

Yeah i know this is like the one and only "blog" post in the world bashing "muscular men"

but it is completely... blasphemous... imo.


Ok here's some more.


What about this?



This is equally as disgusting as the top picture to me.

Is this disgusting to "normal" people as well?

Or do people not care how horrendously out of proportion people are as long as they are "muscular"?



Here's an interesting picture I found..




This is the same guy, edited to be 3 different ways.

I'd prefer "typical" or "chubby" over the others any day..

Its not "BULGING" and full of tumors and valleys.. and looks NORMAL, you know?

anyway..




FOR ANYONE WHO HAS EVER WANTED TO LEARN HOW TO DO HTML..........



*cough* maybe people who arent responding to me on facebook */cough* XD


I may have the ulimate tool in helping.


I spent a good 4 hours making this, and you better like it! Cuz you're not gunna find any place on the whole 'net who has a better cheat sheet!



http://html.2fear.com/



And nooone has a better URL either.. HTML to fear... AHAHAHAHAHA


anyway... There's no CCS here... and much of it is considered outdated and "90s"

BUT..

TO JUST LEARN starting out, this is the ONLY WAY.

if you START OUT with css, you'll be clueless..




okay anyway.


This is funny..


I put an ad on craigslist for a new job for my dad because his current one = killing him..



Ok, I'm posting this for my dad because he doesn't know how..


My dad is:
-A legal resident of the US
-Has over 15 years experience at his current welding job
-Has had ~10ish years at his welding job before that
-Extremely punctual, reliable
-Knows a TON about automobiles. He fixes our cars when they break down.
-Has 15+ years experience in the prototype field.
-Incredible money management skills. We owe nothing on credit cards,
and don't spend money on stupid things. Only the essentials.

Now, you may be thinking something the sort of "Oh, he just got his
daughter to post some fancy thing about how great he is."

In fact, there's a lot of personal things I don't like about my dad.
But what he does best, is his job. He is incredibly faithfull to it.

Unfortuantely this crappy economy has reduced his position to one in
which has harsher working conditions, and less pay. Working conditions
in which should be illegal, and less pay in which we have to sacrifice
food for house payment.

So if you have some sort of job that you think would be good for him,
please give me an email.

Thank you very much.



I got a response today..



Never before has there been a way like this to make money in one of
the largest industries in the world to date. With UNLIMITED
support and all of the tools you will ever need, get in on the action
and take home your slice of the Multi-Trillion Dollar a year pie.
This is not a get rich overnight kind of program. Would you like to
find out how you can supplement or replace your income in just a short
time from today? This is not a get rich overnight kind of program.
Email me back with your Name and Number with best time to call if you
want to learn more about this.


I emailed them back with...



I like the part where you say "This is not a get rich overnight kind of program." twice.



XD

i hate people so much.

[identity profile] dazed871.livejournal.com 2008-11-29 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like nagging because you never reply to me and all that stuff.

Learning basic HTML is good, but this is too basic. I suggest you edit a few things to turn it into XHTML. The most notable thing is that you ALWAYS close your tags, so simply posting
is not good practice, as the tag remains open. However as there is nothing to actually go into the tag

isn't good either.

In the new HTML standards, an empty tag is closed like
.

[identity profile] dazed871.livejournal.com 2008-11-29 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm I forgot this site uses HTML (I'm used to forums using BBCODE >.>), so this thing just actually used my tags :(

So here's posting again, with dots, so it doesn't auto-format that again grr.

In short: <.BR.> needs to be closed, <.BR.><.BR.> isn't good practice, so use <.BR /.> instead.

Imagine there are no dots in there :P

[identity profile] caitaro.livejournal.com 2008-12-03 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I usualy never reply because 1/2 of your comments are smart ass comments that piss me off >_>

like this one


these are RETARDED CHILDREN at the RETARDED high school I went to..

avg gpa is like 1.3


I honestly confused them by using the "OPEN IN" window insted of double clicking.

[identity profile] dazed871.livejournal.com 2008-12-03 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I see.

Well if trying to be helpful pisses you off, I guess I should stop trying to be helpful then ...

[identity profile] traroderick.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, your 'you never answer my questions on facebook' reminded me about the record player. Yes, i think that I got it for a garage sale, but it didn't work, so I more that likely threw it away. Sorry if you needed it. :(

oooo...

[identity profile] caitaro.livejournal.com 2008-12-03 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
noo i didnt need it o.o

i actually got something that you might like on record...

So ill have to see if i can find a super cheap record player sometime ;3