Worst day. Ever.

ok so i woke up.... lateish..

Travis shreded the toilet paper..

and it was cold.

and i almost walked out the door w/o my glasses...

and i kicked tooter (on accident)

I found snoop decided to puke on my pile of clothes.. Thats nice, snoop. its good thing that i didnt want to wear that shirt today.

so i get on the bus.. that was okay..

and i get to sk00l.. a little bit later than usual.., but shanes wagon was there so i was happy..

so i see shane walked to agrimascience and im like "so... whats your excuse this time?"

and he gets all bad ass dramatic offensive on me "SO THATS THE FIRST THING YOU SAY TO ME!?!? WHATS YOUR EXCUSE!>?!? ."

so im like.
fine.
be dramatic

go join the effing drama club,

he never did tell me why he wasnt here yesterday..
Perhaps he wanted to stay home to watch anime.
Perhaps he had a stroke from not eating anything for 23 years.
I dont know.

So we go to Agriscience...
and we were like.. supposed to do our friggin pari pro thing... and we didnt.. so i worked on the EFFING worksheet.. a worksheet in which we didint have the correct book to.. yeah.. its like having a worksheet on advanced chemisty and your given a general science book. So after getting all that i could on it.. i asked mr. fowler if he happened to have the correct book. but no. he didnt. So he went through and gave me all the answers... and me without my pen... At the end he said "oh.. were going though these together on monday anyway.."

Welllll.. Thats... beautiful.. i did all this SHIT And Arg.. f... meh..... GAH.. grr... >_>

so i put my stuff away early so that shane wouldnt ditch me like he usually does.

and go to government.
well.
I think that this indeed was the best hour of the day.

I thought i'd never say that.

We worked on our amendment power points..

Then psychology. Weee did... a quiz and.. review Questions. whopppptee do skadiddle.

Shane of course critisizes me for my drawing i did on the project i had to present with a pole the previous day.
"thats really bad" and such. Yeah. Then he proceedes to show everyone after school.

Ok. well now was lunch.. they had turkey and gravy again in the regular line.. but i only saw this AFTER i got my lunch. Great. Just great.

So i go to 5th hour.. and write.. and write some more.

then i went to 6th hour...

Oh we had a fire drill in 6th hour yesterday btw..

In 6th hour i helped Dj with his worksheets... and he proceeded to goof off the rest of the hour... taking pictures of his nipple and such.. Great.

7th hour we had to pose to be drawn... so.. I turned my desk sideways and drew while i posed. Why? Because thats EFFINg boring sitting there.


so i drew that freshman jessica girl.

then it was the assembly.

Heres how the seating went..
Wall ||| UIP | Emily | UIP | UIP UIP UIP UIP UIPUIP UIP UIP UIP |
Wall ||| Noone | Stashoo | UIP | UIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIP |
Wall ||| Shane | Kyra | No one | Me | *noone else VERY mysteriously.. * |
Wall ||| Someone | Amanda B. | No one | Cathy A. | freshman Jessica | noone |
Wall ||| UIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIPUIP |

UIP = un important person


Anyway.. So i sat there.. waved to shane... jessica wanted me to sit next to her but i sat up there insted..


So.. Stashoo... Emily.. Shane.. and Kyra were all talking like theres no tomarrow.

so eventually stashoo says "thats cuz .. shane hates everyone. cept for HER. *points to me*"

so i say "if he doesnt hate me then WHY is he talking to YOU!?"

god.. seriously some people dont even know anything..

Then.. those FUCKING ASSHOLES..d erek and dustin and shit were directing the games day..so they did the announcers thing.. and they were all "GO CATH!!!!" then they'd like turn around and laugh manically and high 5 each other and hump eachother and have sexual fantasies about their freind's mothers.
Anyways. It made me mad.. She thought they were beign nice.. but they were just being.. Complete.. and totally.. FUCKING ASSWHALE CHOCOLATE STARFISH SCAT TISH POOP LICKING BUTT JUICE HOLES!!!!!!!! Oh. my. god.. I had to clench my teeth.. to stop from wanting to just.. DESTROY. their FACES.
I even did the count to 10 thing. Of course it didnt work but god.. i HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!


Shane did ask me if i was going to quiz bowl.. i said maybe..

I didnt want to go. I really didnt..

But i didnt want to go home either. Cory would cry and whine and throw a BIG BABY ASS fit... then get his way.. Rise. Repeat.

So i went to quiz bowl. Everyone asks me whats wrong... i say nothing. yeahhh right.. i should have said EVERYTHING.

So we did arena style. I answered nothing because i'm stupid and need to die.

I should really quit quiz bowl.. Beacuse i'm not smart. I dont know any answers.. I'm a failure at life. thats all there is to it.
so.. After quiz bowl..

we were walking out of the building and so was eric renchler and apparently mr. quist.. so i said "I WISH I HAD A FORK TO STAB IN YOUR *FACE!!!!* or something to that effect.. really loudly apparently.. I didnt know mr. quist was there.. Oh well Who cares? not me. I dont care what people think anymore.. They're all just... Stupid.. horny manatees who will die someday anyway.

the beauty of that is.. someday i will die too. ... ... but according to murphy's law.. I will be immortal


yeah. so.. i get home.. corys like sexx0ring stuff up wanting howard to come over.. i tell him no and he throws a baby ass fit. so he calls howard and howard has to get his hair cut (why the fuck for? its too short anyway)

So cory threw.. another big arse baby arse fit. you know.. the bawling.. the high pitched "ITS NOT FAIR!!!!!" The purple face.. stomping of floor.. the traditional "I DONT CARE!" etc. etc.

every time he does that i want to punch his face in and say "CALM THE HELL DOWN!!!!!!!!! YOUR JUST A WINEY ASS BABY!!!!!!"

yea so dad goes to fill my prescription.. thats were hes at right now.. and we discover the prescription i have cant be chopped up or crushed or anything. Well. thats just nice. Really effing nice. I cant swallow foreign objects. I'm sorry but i just cant. Not even gum.

Ok. well dad just got back.. and hes like "ohhhh theyre so big so you cant take them blah" and hes like "blaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i was jk.. they said "my insurance dun cover it cuz its also used to stop smoking and BLAH IM A F UCKING IDIOTTTTTT I FUCK DEAD HORSES FOR A HOBBY!!! GOD DAMN YOU BITCHES!"


Edit: now snoop jumped up on my lap.. with cat poop on her paws. there is now cat poop.. On my legs...


so.. Here i am..... noone's on.. Noone's ever on... i dont know why i bother..

What i really want to do.. is curl upl in my bed.. with Roxy (my stuffed kitty) and Snoop pawing at my back.. Travis sleeping on my pillow.. fall asleep.. have the best FUCKING dream in the world.. and die right in the middle of it.

I'm going to hope for that tonight.