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Does anyone have a microwave for sale? Ours is rusted through and has been nothing but problems, and it's barely a year old .

Never again, Hamilton Beach.

O
M
G.

Okay, so the Nacirema article I linked to awhile back? Remember that? The one that's about Americans only using technical jargon?

My classmates responded to the article.

They were talking about how the Nacirema people are terrible and crazy and they were "ASTONISHED" that I had met a real live Nacirema medicine man in real life. They were asking me to explain his rituals, as they were incredibly curious!

I am dying.

I AM SO DYING.

DO THEY NOT REALIZE THAT NACIREMA IS AMERICANS?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY PANTS.

This is hilarious, I am laughing so hard.

These are supposed to be senior college students....

Atelier Rorona till I get so exhausted I can't move!

I challenge everyone to stop challenging people to jump in water and possibly get sick.....

And instead of donating to charity, buy something nice for someone locally in your community who is less fortunate.

Or just drop off an Easter basket to someone you know isn't getting one this year.

Photo: I challenge everyone to stop challenging people to jump in water and possibly get sick.....And instead of donating to charity, buy something nice for someone locally in your community who is less fortunate. :3 Or just drop off an Easter basket to someone you know isn't getting one this year.

Weird thing #482!

I have to sleep with my blankets dark side up. If the light side is up It literally prevents me from being comfortable.

So, I was just about to go to sleep... when some lady messages me saying she doesn't want to deal with me anymore because I was "removed from another group"

wtf?

I checked, and I haven't been removed from any groups, and I hadn't ever talked to this lady outside of one buy/sell/trade post.

I think she got me confused with someone else... but.. man.. It still really upsets me. :|

I asked her what she meant, but she refuse to reply and blocked me.

I feel really sad about this.. even though it HAS to be a misunderstanding since I've never been removed from a group... I checked all my groups, and I was still in them. She doesn't even live in my area.

I was supposed to be sleeping around 4 hours ago... but this happened right as I was going to sleep... and yeah.. that killed my ability to sleep.

Gotta be up 4 hours for work...

feeling likeshesabouttoslaveherlifeawaytoday.

Well, I don't get to see Daniel for around a week.

Social life drops to -1, time to clean house and blast music lol..

Ok, just when I think the stupidity has peaked.. It hasnt.

Student(Paraphrased-ish): I watched the two videos assigned for this week and wanted to work on a few photos while I was watching the videos however my version of photoshop is different since the options aren't the same. Which is she using?

Teacher: I am not aware of this program and have never used it. I hope someone can help with his question.

W.

T.

F!

SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!? ITS BLATANTLY PHOTOSHOP CS5! What kind of teacher is this!???

I dont know HOW IT HAPPENED.. .but i microwaved my fork for 3 minutes.. and it didnt do ANYTHING... No popping or exploding or anything.

my first day of work... didn't even get a break. ;_;

For sale~ $80

- a $15 savings over pricecharting estimate.

Let me knowww if you're interested! (will consider trades/partial trades too)

Awwwww

Chi's Sweet Home "CAT RESCUE" red cross Anime T Shirt

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Some guy is maaaad puking outside my window.

(Please let a really cheap house go on the market soon ;_;)

My latest masterpiece.

Started supper... Half hour later. Not done. Solution: turn stove on.

I got Ni No Kuni from Goodwill on another note. It won't play in my PC though, weird.

Photo: As Republican statists have been pointing out all over the media today, gay Americans have the same marital rights as straight Americans: they can marry someone of the opposite sex.Obviously, that would be the same as if we banned all religions except the Church of the Spaghetti Monster, but gave all people the same right to practice that one religion. That's hardly real freedom of religion.In the past, gay americans had one option: heterosexual marriage. Then human innovation brought us the idea of gay marriage, and that gave them more options. And as usual, the government has worked hard to block that innovation.The same often happens wherever the government meddles. If you happen to learn best in a school with 2000 students with a curriculum designed by the county, then the government will support you. In fact, it will even steal money from your neighbors to pay your tuition. If you would do better in a private or religious school, that's okay too, but you have to pay your own tuition. If, however, you would do better learning from a tutor, or from one of the hundreds of learning centers around the country, that is quite possibly illegal in your state (http://votevohra.com/index.php/rethinking-vouchers-and-mandatory-schooling-laws/). Without government blockades, parents could use more of the educational options that there are right now, and there would be more ability for innovators to come up with new options.The same applies to marriage. Legalizing gay marriage is like legalizing one specific type of private school. It just adds one more protected group, but doesn't free up innovation.Human relations are complex and individual. No two relationships are exactly the same (even two heterosexual monogamist ones). But the great thing about the human mind is that it can innovate, and find ways to make things work. In the past, innovations included divorce, and even consent (in noble families in various cultures, the bride and groom had no real choice in whom they married.) Present innovations include gay marriages, open marriages, and poly marriages. What will the future hold? Short term marriages, plural marriages, or something else that we haven't even dreamed of yet? Will human relationships benefit from the same innovation that turned the ENIAC into the i-Phone? Will we have the courage and wisdom to allow human innovation to make ourselves and our fellow people happier? Or will we continue to allow government meddlers to block innovation and happiness?Let's once and for all completely get the government out of marriage - and education, entertainment, currency, food, and everywhere else it blockades innovation and holds back human genius. We can do better without its interference.

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OMG my brother... xD

Cait and daniel go out to mcdonalds and come back
Cory : Did you REALLY not get me anything?
Daniel:I Got you a chicken sandwich! THROWS IT ACROSS THE ROOM
...
Cait: OMG.... watches as it flies apart in midair and falls apart all over the floor
Cory: .....Picks it up .......
Cait: Cory.... this floor has like, never been vacuumed. Do not eat that..
Cory: ..................YOLOOOOOOOO! eats sandwich
Cait: ..if you get sick, i will NOT feel bad for you xD

Timeline Photos
Funny & Amazing ---> http://www.jokideo.com/
By: Jokideo's - Joke of the Day
"Cait says: Oddly enough, this actually works. I was totally expecting it not to. xD Cory Newberry - you got to be the guinea pig ;3"

"Seems kids today scream "YOLO" before they do something incredibly stupid.

if YOLO = "You Only Live Once"... Shouldnt you be MORE CAREFUL with what you do, BECAUSE you only live once? Rather than scream YOLO and do something that could get you killed?

http://devious4entertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/45101_yolo.jpg?0cee57

Rodney Lipscomb Pssh...let 'em. Our planet is horribly overpopulated anyway. ^L^

Alex Kaiser YOLO unless you a zombie

"Cait is mentally challenged part 2:

Somehow. I dont know how.... I left a spatula in the oven.. with the oven on.... Inside the chicken i cooked. -__-

Luckily.. The spatula did not melt. I now know... T-Fal spatulas are industrial strength. xD"

How does Obamacare affect young adults?

www.uppermichiganssource.com

Young adults hold the largest portion of the uninsured in the nation

"http://www.uppermichiganssource.com/news/story.aspx?id=771284#.UE15KUZSlvA

"Staying on my parents' insurance will hinder me because it will not give me the push I need to go out there and really look for a full-time job," said Ritson.

This is disgusting. Just because you're a lazy piece of crap, doesn't mean that people who aren't lazy and just need help dont deserve it. I'd like to slap her."

Dear nearly everyone who signed cory's yearbook except Alex and Megan:

When you mean "Cory, you are the best" It's "Cory you're the best" not "Cory your the best"

His what's the best?
...

You spent 12 years in school and can't get contractions down yet? Remember kids, being good in English saves lives.. "lets eat grandma" "Lets help uncle jack off the horse" etc etc.

This is why I don't have friends, LOL.

"Coryyy~ You are sleeping on the couch toplessssssssssssss! I'm also broadcasting it via webcam to the masses of the internet!!!!!!!!!!

Or maybe not :3"

Timeline Photos
REALLY EASY TO BE NICE...

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By: I gave you all I had but It wasn't enough to make you mine
"Believing and sharing, is about mandatory D:

...just before i get any smartass comments.
I dont hate ALL girls

just most.

and here's why

Amber-Ms. really Important Person has joined the conversation

Random Person:
I invited her in

Amber-Ms. really Important Person:
BASTARD.
I hate you all

Cait:
This is why i hate girls

Amber-Ms. really Important Person:
Im not a girl. theres no girls on the internet

Amber-Ms. really Important Person:
Im a manly man
My penis is bigger than all of yours here
AND THICKER
like 4 cans of soda stacked

Random Person:
If your dick is really that long, can i suck on it?

Amber-Ms. really Important Person:
No. Mine

Cait:
*insert inappropriate commen t here*

Amber-Ms. really Important Person:
You mean ?
or ?
Because your ending the loss of innocence
Which doesnt fit in

Cait:
Reason #2 why i dont like girls on the internet.
teeechnicaliitiesssssss uppp the wazzooooooooo like certain yaoii pixxxx

Amber-Ms. really Important Person:
Not my fault your retarded Cait

Cait:
*you're

Amber-Ms. really Imporant Person:
Oh a girl hating grammar nazi who complains about other girls being technical?

Cait:
Yep.. I hate girls so much
That i'd rather listen to your guys' sex talk.

*exit convo*

mk so

-Girl coming in and immedietly swearing and proclaiming she hates everyone in the convo (people she doesnt even know)
-Girl having a very egotistical name such as "Really important Person"
-Girl claiming to have a huge penis to people she doesnt even know
-Girl claiming girls dont exist on the internet
-Girl not even understanding the </> tag..
-She Cant even spell 'you're' right

I was meaning it as in..

meaning

Cait: *innapropraite comment*
*innocence is over*
so
i need to end the actual LOSS of the innocent, not the expression "loss of innocence"

So i'd do

because the loss is over. Not starting. It's over.

She's prolly one of those stupid ass myspace noobs who wears makeup and think shes all that and a stack of pancakes because she knwos how to use a myspace profile generator.

I'll be glad when the human race is extinct.

Oh yeah and i got dumped by somoene i wasnt even going out with.
XD

today has sucked.

Current Mood: pissed

spent the whole damn day trying to find out how to dual boot ME and XP...

Cuz cory + dad are obsessed with ME

cuz theyre STUPID.

So im just gunna install XP

and maybe find a 'hack' that'll change the start bar banner to say ME insted of XP.

They wont notice the difference.

Besides the... uh

oh yeah

STABILITY

-_-

Current Mood: pissed off

2:39: At a press conference New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani is asked to estimate the number of casualties at the World Trade Center. He replies, "More than any of us can bear."

WTC:
Excluding the 19 hijackers, 2,974 people died in the attacks.

American Deaths in Iraq:
Total Wounded: Confirmed:30568 Estimated:Over 100000

Last time i knew, 30,000+ deaths trying to get revenge IS NOT WORTH 3,000 deaths to begin with.

3,000 deaths is Unbearable.. what is 30,000 deaths?? Hm?? NOTHING? because they were POLITICAL MARTYRS?!?

Iraqi Casualties

Other Coalition Troops - Iraq 314
US Military Deaths - Afghanistan 584
Other Military Deaths - Afghanistan 376
Contractor Deaths - Iraq 444

You think that we did good by invading iraq..

When in reality its just what the terrorists wanted us to do.. as there is now 33,000 US people dead now.

Good job, Bush, youre a smart one.

Oh wait, youre not, you cant even speak english right.

Air quality and the EPA's response
Main article: EPA 9/11 pollution controversy

On September 18, 2001, the Environmental Protection Agency issued a statement assuring the public that the air in Manhattan was "safe to breathe". [71] In a report published in 2003, however, the EPA's inspector general found that the agency did not at that time have sufficient data to make such a statement. Also, it found that the White House had influenced the EPA to remove cautionary statements and include assuring ones, in part motivated by the desire to reopen Wall Street. In fact, the collapse of the World Trade Center resulted in serious reductions in air quality and is likely the cause of many respiratory illnesses among first responders, residents, and office workers in lower Manhattan.[72]

Nice one again. you only care about your precious wallstreet, and now many people are suffering, and guess what they STILL HAVE TO PAY ALL THEIR OWN HEALTH BILLS, ESP!! if they are uninsured.

WHY dont you care about the INDIVUDUAL people in this COUNTRY BUSH!?!?!? WHY!?!?!?!

Current Mood: angry
Current Location: bedroomz

6:34 PM) ~ Mr. Cait ~:
My dad was telling me about his dumbass girlfriend's even more dumbass daughter
she got her learners permit..
(6:34 PM) savior_sephiroth94@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified):
LOL
(6:34 PM) ~ Mr. Cait ~:
...and put the truck into park before she even stopped
I hope she seriously dies.
(6:34 PM) savior_sephiroth94@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified):
xD

...I dont even know anything about cars... and I NEVER did something as complete dumbass as that.

Ima pull a cory and scream "FREIGHT TRAIN"

Current Mood: disappointed

ok so..

at my el dad's work.. Theres this guy whos gunna be quitting cuz hes pissed at whatever...

now.. Years ago.. my dad tried out for this particular 'spot'... (which is the same thing hes been doing NOW only with a different title um.. and more pay.)

and he didnt get it.. This other guy got it.. This other guy had ZERO experience and didnt even know what it was all about.. my dad had over 6 years experience..

The other guy only got it because he had previously worked as a 'team leader'

But anyway..

So i told my dad he should try out for the spot again.. Um.. Hello? money $$??

Hes like "no cuz im pissed they didnt pick me"

i tell him.. he's being unreasonable.. Just because of something they did years ago... doesnt mean you should be a poor loser and just give up.

It's the SAME job hes doing now.. in the SAME building with the SAME people doign the SAME thing..

only he gets more $..

I calcumalated it out.. and he wold get over $2000 more per year.. I even told him he'd get over 2000$ more per year.

Yet he STILL wont do it..

because he's unreasonable.

I tell him he's JUST like the other people we talk about with bad money skills..

its 2000$ more per year FREE.. for an extra 10 minute RIGHT NOW to put his name on a piece of paper.

but hes TOO PROUD.. to make 2000$ more per year.

That's about 1/4 of my college expenses per year..

Or. that would pay for his extra "nights out" on the weekend.. and his cigarette addiction.

but nah. He wants to just.. not make 2000$ and close the budget even tighter.

Without corys social security...... We couldnt afford to keep our house. I dont know WHY hes not jumping to put his damned name on that piece of paper..

especially with all the effing extra money he spends on cigarettes.. gas to the bar.. buying stuff for his drunk buddies.

Im disgusted now.

Unfortunately i have math to do..

and.. Disgusted cait + math = no =(

So im going to try to be undisgusted.. till i can finish my math anyway

*Angry Snarl [2] is put on*

*Goes to do math*

Current Mood: disgusted

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

Matthew says:
so wats my babygurl doin
Cait says:
Whorin maself ^ 4 colege
Matthew says:
lol
Matthew says:
i hope ur jokin
Cait says:
no bay b
Cait says:
ders nu manaye 4 da gayngstahs
Matthew says:
bab r u serious
Matthew says:
u tellin me ur a whore
Cait says:
nu nut dat kayen d uf whore. Im whorin ma seckaseah wehbsayete skeeahlz 4 ma cowledge mohnayeh
Matthew says:
huh
Cait says:
wut u kant red gayengahstah noohbbe layungwedge
Matthew says:
huh
Matthew says:
baby ur makin no sence
Cait says:
byuht mayne i men wo dunesnt spake dis k0l gayhengahstah spehlineh nuthin rite
Matthew says:
wat
Cait says:
butte i HAF 2 gu to da holicrombeagle 2 git sum c0l shluteh whorin cahlosedh 4 wurk. TTYL TTFN G2G BI

people are stupid hahahaah

Blah so i was gunna type stuff but i ended up typin it to sp00ny..

caiternoodle: well i have a trip up to jackson community college tomarrow....
caiternoodle: which i am totally not looking forward to...
Wind Sp00n Alpha: Whats wrong with that though?
caiternoodle: because..
caiternoodle: like me and dad just had a discussion that..
caiternoodle: if you go to college for 4 years taking basketweaving... and your going for a job in say webdesign... they will pick the person who has had basketweaving over you even if you deminstrate skills better than the person who has had basketweaving
caiternoodle: and it makes ABSOLUTELY no sense to me...
caiternoodle: and i just dont wanna flippin go
Wind Sp00n Alpha: O_o
Wind Sp00n Alpha: *shrugs* what are you gonna do after high school
caiternoodle: well im being forced against my will to go to jcc..
caiternoodle: i duno what im gunna do there
caiternoodle: i duno how im gunna get there
caiternoodle: or anything im doin..
Wind Sp00n Alpha: Well, have you thought of any sort of future occupation?
caiternoodle: well the only thing im good at is computers and art...
caiternoodle: so ill be in that general field..
caiternoodle: and JCC doesnt have like any art classes.
caiternoodle: and the computer classes you gotta take retarded calculous and C++ and RPG IV.. whatever the heck that is..
caiternoodle: along with like 43928593459345 other classes that noone cares about.
Wind Sp00n Alpha: Where can I see the required class lists?
caiternoodle: actually..
caiternoodle: i have no idea
Wind Sp00n Alpha: *shrug* I guess they may be usefull
caiternoodle: i have this book that just tells you what classes they have for JCC..
Wind Sp00n Alpha: useful*
caiternoodle: and its like "pick one of the following or blah"
caiternoodle: so i guess ill have to ask someone tomarrow abou tit
caiternoodle: i have this other catalog for baker college that says what you need....
caiternoodle: but baker college is 5495934693469834935miles away and costs $5345034582309823595457
caiternoodle: and i HAVE to go to JCC i have no choice..
Wind Sp00n Alpha: :P I want you to go to college
caiternoodle: i think id rather independently study what job im going into insted of taking 4 years of basketweaving, dishing out $45 million, and selling my soul to bush
Wind Sp00n Alpha: ok
Wind Sp00n Alpha: Well, even though your forced to go to college, try to have fun at least...
caiternoodle: lmao
caiternoodle: it will be the worst years of my life.
Wind Sp00n Alpha: Because your thinking it will be
caiternoodle: no
Wind Sp00n Alpha: approach college with an open mind, and you might find it to be more enjoyable
caiternoodle: because i will be forced to drive to jackson every day. Take calculous, advanced <3ing of h1O, and pizza building. I will know absolutely noone there.. I will go out of there knowing absolutely noone there.. ill have to drive home every day... and deal with crap from my dad and a manatee..
caiternoodle: Ill probably never see shane or travis or mr. loveless ever again..
caiternoodle: and my only social life will be on aim.
caiternoodle: which is sad because the only one i talk to is you and we dont even talk all that much..
Wind Sp00n Alpha: you could at least try to make new friends over there and try seeing if you can take interesting classes
caiternoodle: But i cant take interesting classes.
Wind Sp00n Alpha: Im sure that there will be other people in your situation
caiternoodle: Because they cost money and arent needed.
Wind Sp00n Alpha: O_o so what is this talk of basket weaving then
caiternoodle: um
caiternoodle: well the phrase "underwater basketweaving"
caiternoodle: is like a term meaning doing absolutely nothing
Wind Sp00n Alpha: and I thought community college classes were somewhat cheap
caiternoodle: well its $3000 a year
Wind Sp00n Alpha: sorry for being ignorant of that
caiternoodle: and we cant afford to pay our flippin house bills.
caiternoodle: yet my dad continues to smoke and worship cory and spend 40$ on beer for people he hasnt seen in 22 years.
caiternoodle: and for all my life my mom has told me that im stupid and ill amount to nothing and ill still be living here in 40 years which im sure hasnt really helped much.
Wind Sp00n Alpha: Well, dont take what your mom says to heart
Wind Sp00n Alpha: Im sure you can do things
Wind Sp00n Alpha: hi?
caiternoodle: oh
caiternoodle: hi
caiternoodle: yea i guess i can do things but i dont want to pay 200,000$ to get a piece of paper that says i can..
Wind Sp00n Alpha: anyhow, Ive heard that a college diploma is quite useful for jobs today anyways
caiternoodle: Yea but its completely stupid
caiternoodle: and you know how i absolutely DISPISE stupid things
Wind Sp00n Alpha: :/
caiternoodle: its kinda like that comunity service thing theyre tryin to make up do
caiternoodle: *us
caiternoodle: they want us to do 10 hours of community service per year... in order to graduate.
caiternoodle: will it help us in the future? NOPE.
caiternoodle: so i rebelled and just didnt do it.
caiternoodle: along with many others in my grade.
Wind Sp00n Alpha: I have to do that too
caiternoodle: although i have the hours of community service because of tutoring..
caiternoodle: I just refuse to turn them in or report them cuz people are stupid.
Wind Sp00n Alpha: and I ABSOLUTELY have to do that
caiternoodle: yea thats what they tell us too..
caiternoodle: buttttt noone will graduate if they enforce it XP
Wind Sp00n Alpha: They strictly enforce it over here
caiternoodle: Yea well your school is a lot bigger and your state prolly has more rules and such too..
caiternoodle: i mean you saw how completely laid back stuff was
Wind Sp00n Alpha: *shrug*

So yeah..

Everything in this world is completely and udderly stupid...
and i dont wish to exist anymore >_>..

I really.. really cant deal with all the stupidity.. Its easier for others to deal with it becasue..
a.) they are stupid themselves
or
b.) they have people.. friends.. relatives.. to help them through it all..

although there are some people like me..
who have no freinds or relatives or family to deal with the stupid people and they themselves are not stupid...... which is why...

i created mr. livejournal community,

savants so that unstupid people of the world can unite and we can take over the world and be rid of the stupid people >_>

in a happier note.. i slept from 5-8 today and dad rented me monty python finally :)

Current Mood: pissed off

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"Cait says: Oddly enough, this actually works. I was totally expecting it not to. xD Cory Newberry - you got to be the guinea pig ;3"

YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO = stupid :P

x_x

"Cait is mentally challenged part 2:

Somehow. I dont know how.... I left a spatula in the oven.. with the oven on.... Inside the chicken i cooked. -__-

Luckily.. The spatula did not melt. I now know... T-Fal spatulas are industrial strength. xD"

Blarg

Retardedness.

"Coryyy~ You are sleeping on the couch toplessssssssssssss! I'm also broadcasting it via webcam to the masses of the internet!!!!!!!!!!

Or maybe not :3"

"Believing and sharing, is about mandatory D:

Why I hate girls....

God..

Duh?

-_--

omfg. Karl is being unreasonable...

OMG I KENAT NOAWT SPEAKEN DEUTCH N E MOR

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"Cait says: Oddly enough, this actually works. I was totally expecting it not to. xD Cory Newberry - you got to be the guinea pig ;3"

"Cait is mentally challenged part 2: Somehow. I dont know how.... I left a spatula in the oven.. with the oven on.... Inside the chicken i cooked. -__-Luckily.. The spatula did not melt. I now know... T-Fal spatulas are industrial strength. xD"

"Coryyy~ You are sleeping on the couch toplessssssssssssss! I'm also broadcasting it via webcam to the masses of the internet!!!!!!!!!!Or maybe not :3"

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"Cait is mentally challenged part 2:

Somehow. I dont know how.... I left a spatula in the oven.. with the oven on.... Inside the chicken i cooked. -__-

Luckily.. The spatula did not melt. I now know... T-Fal spatulas are industrial strength. xD"

"Coryyy~ You are sleeping on the couch toplessssssssssssss! I'm also broadcasting it via webcam to the masses of the internet!!!!!!!!!!

Or maybe not :3"