Strannnnnnge freaky dream

Last night i had a dream like no other I've had before.. a terrifying dream.
In my dreams, nothing ever happens to me, like being cut in half or whatever. This apparently happens a lot in cory's dreams...

Well in my dream it started off with my neighbors danielle, jerrie, and doug... Doug was pissed about someone stealing his clothes or something, so the cops came and had to sort out all of thier clothes.. (I duno)

So eventually, I ended up at the elementary school... A lot of other people were there too, like the whole school was filled....

Anyway, so there was something making bad things happen.. and they kept trying to figure out what it was... Eventually everyone kept saying that it was me... but it WASNT me... Some.. creature... some THING had invaded my body and was making those things happen. It WASNT me, but it was /IN/ me...

SO everyone's running around trying to figure out how to stop it.. then eventually a lot of people end up in my 3rd grade classroom.. and they think they know how to stop it...

Now I, terrified to hear this, ran outside and layed down on a bench, becuase I just know they want to kill me.. Then this little fairy-type thing comes along and tells me how to beat it.. There's all these steps to do.. (that i dont remember) but whoever does it has to get a score of more than 141million or else I die too, along with the monster...

Because I know how to finally beat this thing, I run inside and tell everyone that I was the one causing all those things to happen...... and i know how to stop it... I find the lead commander guy.. the one with a bunch of guns and stuff.. He says "okay, we wiill do this, but im not guna guarantee you will live"...

I tell him "just make sure you get over 141million.. pts" So he begins doing stuff.. I'm not sure at all what it was.. But at this point it turns 3rd person so I'm looking down at my body and the guy... What i see is my body, is the head cut off (duno where it is) and my arms and legs are broken.. My feet are missing, and i'm only wearing ragged remains of a shirt..

So the guy does that and he DOES get over 141 points... and bad things are still happening.. So the crowd is getting pretty nervous.. The commander guy is gettin pretty nervous too... So.. Then he screams "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO??? RAPE IT?!?!?" and then he does o.0 for some reason.. (and it does absolutely no good XD)

And then it cuts to me being first person again.. and apparently either my head is attatched now, or im seeing through my neck, i duno XD..

So anyway, my body (with broken limbs and all) is rolling and flopping around on its own to various places.. Into the elementary storage.. with all the food... around the playground and stuff...

While this is happening... the commander guy, who turned into Mr. Loveless.. is telling me "you HAVE to stop this!! You have to let go!!!" And I dont want to die, you know... so all i can do it wait while i get flailed around to different places... So the commander guy gets a bunch of things out... and tries to shoot me.. but he keeps missing. So he tries throwing a grenade, but it still misses... So he takes the last straw... (Switch to third person) He finds a pill in his pocket.... eats it along with a cookie (Why? i duno!) Then he presses some button and the whole elementary starts exploding.. from the south end leading up twords the north end.. So it's exploding... I'm at the south end.. and i stay just ahead of the explosion by flailing north... but when i get to the glass playground doors, i flail no longer...(Switch to first person) I Try to hide under my arms.. but all i see is red, orange, and smoke... loud noises.. explosion... and i get blowed to bits...

....and then I see credits roll with the music from FFX, Sudeki De Na (or is it Ne da?) playing...

It was prettttty freaky...I woke up then, and im feeling all emo XD cuz, well, i got exploded.. and that has NEVER happened to me in a dream before..

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HAHAHAHA Americans arent wealthy.

We dont all have a flat screen TV, large house, or a nice car.

that is AMERICA MOVIE MISTAKE :O


for all you non americans.... Please dont make this mistake XD America blows.. our "Freedom" Isnt really freedom.. There are contridicitions everywhere.. Our president cant even speak english very well... There are a LOT of homeless..a LOT of unemployed... A LOT of crime, a LOT of bad people...

The only people with huge houses, flat screen TVs,and nice cars.. are either a.) Celebreties.. or b.) prostatutes..


Well, i guess..

IF you wanna be a prostatute, you will be rich in america XD that's all america thinks about.. It's all it cares about. SECKS

Jebus -_-