Lol

hahahah noone likes Christ enough to come to his church.

lolll

~ Mr. Cait ~ says (3:29 AM):
travis what is your favorite zoo animal?
Travis- Beautiful At The Ballet says (3:29 AM):
BUSH BABY
~ Mr. Cait ~ says (3:30 AM):
George bush is an animal, yes
but i mean an animal i can take pics of tomarrow
Travis- Beautiful At The Ballet says (3:30 AM):
BUSh babY
seriously
~ Mr. Cait ~ says (3:30 AM):
wth is a bush baby?
Travis- Beautiful At The Ballet says (3:30 AM):
google image
~ Mr. Cait ~ says (3:32 AM):
ook
well
what if they dont have those?
Travis- Beautiful At The Ballet says (3:32 AM):
PANDA
~ Mr. Cait ~ says (3:32 AM):
OKAY
this bushbaby is really ugly though

Travis- Beautiful At The Ballet says (3:32 AM):
LOL
~ Mr. Cait ~ says (3:32 AM):
lol





















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In other news...

i met someone nice on okcupid.. his names Nick.. He hates drugs/alchol/random secks...

and he likes anime..

..and he thinks im kewl :D

which is kewl, cuz i secretly suck.




and the other day i met this nice girl on okcupid.. she also hate drugs/alchol/random secks..

..and she likes anime/videogames/computers...

but i think i scared her off with some of my anti-religious speech >< cuz shes religious i guess..

Went to the zoo...

well we wennt to the zoo today..

..i stayed up all night last night, talking to Nick from okcupid XD cuz if i were to go to sleep id wake up super tired and be really pissed ><

sooo anyway.. karl got up at like 6:40.. cory got up at like 7:30.. i was making a list of all the items i have on trickster on paint...


Uhmmmmmmmmmm.......



so we got the camera and left... we went to quincy park so a certain witch-man-vampire could follow us up, because HEAVON FORBID she memorize "69 to 64 to beanie rd." and try to do *ANYTHING* for her POOR STUPID IDIOT SLUT OF A SELF >___>..

so anyway,


so we were on the road and we were looking at roadsigns cuz we were bored... and we got there and we had to drive around the parking lot to figure out where the heck to get in... and then we had to FIND coleen cuz shes a douchebag...

so we went in and shannon and the 2 little kids were like molesting each other and yelling and screaming and couldnt control themselves. -_-

so we went and looked at "all" the animals.. (there was about 3) eveerywhere except the "Africa" part... there WAS a really nice bench by a lake in the shade though..

and they had giant platic animals sitting around and I told cory "HUG THE COW. DO IT." and he did XD so i took pics of him hugging all the plastic animals.. and of course of all the animals (all 3)

soo we got a rasperry lemonaid slushie cuz it was startin to get hot.. and it was really good...



so then it was time for lunch so we went backall across the park and got lunch...

to get there we had to walk up this HUUUUUUUUUUGE hill and ugh it was huge and i hated it.

But yeah so lunch and i REALLY wanted fruit, but when i went up there they didn't have any.. and you technically arent allowed to go up there twice, lol.

so i just had chicken and a burger.. beans 'n chips..

My chicken was severely undercooked o_O like to the point where you shouldnt even eat it.. but i SRSLY didn't care and i ate it and it was /really good/. Not because it was undercooked, but the taste in general :3


SOoooooooo karl and colleen were just like 'Blah blah, lets secks eathother"


so im like "to hell with you" and left.

so i sat like practically on this bush for awhile.. then i found a picnic table by the parking lot that was in the shade and i sat there..

Colleens dumbass of a daughter, shannon.. shes 17, mentally retarded (like literally), looks like shes on drugs, and just.. uck. but anyway, she was taking the 2 little kids to the bathroom, and shes sitting there outside fussing with them..

and all of a sudden the little girl pees her pants.. and shes like "MY BROTHER MADE ME PEE MY PANTS"

and i was like "uhmm wth, if she really had to go, she could have ran into the bathroom and not stood there" the bathrooms were NOT full, i was JUST in there...

yeah theyre pretty much idiots -_-


so im sittin there bored so i look at the various things in my wallet... and then karl and cory come down (Cuz to HELL im gunna walk up that huge hill again)
and karl says "Collen threw out her back lifting the little boy up to see a snake, so she cant even move, so i duno I might have to drive her home, so im gunna sit here, you guys go to the africa part"

and its like.. Okay, well the snakes were at the /very beginning/ of the park... and she walked ALL THROUGH THE PARK FINE.. she walked up that GIANT GOD FORSAKEN HILL /FINE/ she could get her and her 3 kids food fine.. Im PRETTY sure she can walk to her truck and drive home /FINE/

But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo Whiteface just had to invent some RANDOM WHORE to make all of our "family" trips miserable.

But SERIOUSLY. *EVERYTIME* we went somewhere with me, my dad, my mom, and cory.. It ended up like WWIII /ALL OVER AGAIN/ because my mom would be WHINING and BITCHING about SOME RANDOM THING -_- and shed just make us all miserable.. and we'd often go home early.

Now, once she died and we did things as me, dad, and cory, we did NOT have that problem as much.. Occasionally Cory has the whining spell. (Or all the time?) but dad tells him "STFU GTFO" and he whines some more, but he gets over it.. and our trips were GENERALLY a good time, you know.

but if we bring another WHINEY BITCHING WOMAN in the picture, it all goes to hell and ruins it for everyone.. but if i bring travis, for example, we still have a good time..


so yeah.

H8 whiney bitchy women ruining mai things, go die all of you, XD

SO anyway, karl gave me and cory 20$ and............ we were gunna go to africa but we were looking for it and couldnt find >< so we went back to the snow leopards cuz they were doing a show.. but the idiot designers have this LITTLE WINDOW inside this small hut and there was 99999 people and super hot, so we left and went back to the nice bench by the lake in the shade..


..and we sat there for like 1/2 hr talking about random things...

SOoooooooooooooooo.... then i was thirsty so we went to the dining place and it was chucked full of people so we were gunna go to the slushie place but it was chucked full of people.. and we found the africa thing and we were gunna ride it, but we were in line and yeah, it was a super long line, no way we'd make it back before 2... so anyway, they DID have a vending machine up there and i got a pepsi and so we walked back.


so we went out to the parking lot where karl said he'd meet us at 2... and i took my sandlers off cuz my feets were sore... and we waited for karl.

and waited..

and waited..

He eventually came up, DRENCHED in sweat.. saying he hiked the .8mile uphill to africa to "look for us".

pschhh why the hell would WE BE THERE??? when he told us to meet him in the parking lot?

I think the stupidity is wearing off onto him.

Whiteface help us.


ANyway, so i was like "I need shoes ><" so we went back to the car and i put my shoes on and even though it was HOTTER, it felt a lot better.


sooo we went to africa.. and it was soo... stupid.

at first it was Wiiiiiiide open and you could see the zebras.. looked nice.. so we took the path... and saw.. wooods o_O.... and more woods... O__o.

Michigan woods, not africa woods, LOL

eventually we came to the giraffs... and there was a lot of people there.. we took pictures...

....saw a dead zebra....

and left.

and we walked..

...and there was nothing.. O_O


it was like a flippin 3 mile walk back to around the woods to the other side of the forest to see the giraff section, and the rest was.. walking in the woods O.O


there were NO other animals lol..

so we got out of africa.. went into the gift shop... I got a bag of rocks.. cory got a poster and 1 rock for 30 cents.


I wanted the SIPPY CUP D: but... yeah id prolly never use it XD


so we took the bus back to the main part of the zoo.. went back to the car..

Karl molested coleen..

..and we went home.


and i fell asleep, lol.

about 3 times on the way home...

cuz i was sooo worn out and my feet hurt in 3 palces like BOJANGLES ><

so we got home, i crash on the couch and corys like "I WANT HOWARD TO COME OVER"

so howard came over.. we ate food..

so i moved to the white couch and crashed...


and i fell asleep till about 10:30


and i feel like blarg, lol


but yes, this was my adventure today...