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Survey
The Longest Survey EverThe Basics
1. First name: Cait
2. Age 22
3. Gender F
4. Happy with it? Sometimes i'd like to be a guy.
5. The current time is? 1:47
6. Eye color: brown
7. Happy with it?: Yes. blue eyes freak me out.
8. If not, what would you change it to?: green?
9. Hair color: Brown
10. Happy with it? sure
11. If not, what would you change it to? black
12. Hair length uber long
13. Hair style hime-cut
14. Have you ever dyed your hair? hilighted... yes. It was horrible lol
15. What color? blonde
16. Do you dye your hair frequently? no
17. Has it ever gotten damaged? yes
18. Are you clean-shaven? Uhh i dont grow a beard, lol
19. What's your body type? LARGE N IN CHARGE
20. Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between? short + fat wheeeee
21. Thin or full lips? i dont care
22. Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between? i dont care
23. Have you ever had lice? nope!
24. How old were you? 0
25. Nicknames: dad/daddy/papa/cat
26. Happy with them? sure
27. Aliases: Sailorminimoon, CT, Cait, Bunnita, etc
28. What made you choose them? Dunno
29. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: Simon, Max, Dan (unrelated to daniel), etc.
30. Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be? isnt this the same question?
31. If you had a choice, would you drop your last name? sure
32. What heritage does your first name imply? mmm Irish i think
33. Middle name: No comment
34. Last name again, no comment.
35. Place of birth my old house
36. Date of birth: 11/9/88
37. Nationality: american?
38. Were you named after anyone? someone from airwolf.
39. Who? See above.
40. What side of the family does your name come from? My mom named me i guess
41. Did your parents immigrate? no
42. How about your grandparents? i dont think so.
43. Your great grandparents? no idea
44. Farther back into your family? probably somewhere.
45. Where did they emmigrate from? prolly germany
46. Where did they immigrate to? i dont know
47. Skin color: very pale
48. What's your facial structure like? squishy round
49. Height: 5'3
50. Happy with it? I could stand to be a little taller
51. Weight: 240
52. Happy with it? Sure. Id like to fit into size 18 pants again someday though.
53. How old are your parents? 45ish
54. What's your father's name? KARL MARX
55. Your mother's? TRAVIS' BASEMENT
56. Do you have any siblings? yes
57. How old are they? 16
58. What are their names? manatee boy
59. Do you get along with your family? no
60. Do you wish they were different? yes
61. Were you ever abused by any member of your family? yes
62. Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family? yep
63. Did your family ever disown any other member of your family? everyone disowned us, lol
64. If so, why? no idea
65. Who do you get along with most? my cat?
Favorites
66. Color Purple + black
67. Month July?
68. Year: 2010
69. Decade This one?
70. Century: this is getting stupid.
71. Millenium: ok this question is just retarded
72. Animal: bunny/kitty
73. Movie: Memoirs of a geisha, stargate, rent, etc.
74. Book: Harry potter, memoirs of a geisha, hitchhikers guide, inkheart, the boxes, warriors, too many!
75. River: ...wut XD
76. Lake: the one i go swimming in?
77. Ocean: i dont care,
78. Country: NOT THE UNITED STATES. >_>
79. City: chicago was pretty cool.. and benton harbor had someAWESOME stores,
80. State: i dont know.
81. Province: never been
82. Place to go in your neighborhood: my bed? XD
83. Person: daniel :3
84. Relative: noone?
85. Pet: Stripey + Whitey
86. Actor: i dont care
87. Actress: I dont care
88. Celebrity: They all suck
89. Musician: dont care.
90. Singer: None in particular
91. Band: Nightwish is pretty cool...
92. Movie genre: Sci-fi / intelligent romance
93. Book genre:S ci-fi / intelligent romance
94. Play genre: MUSICALS
95. Play: Anne frank
96. Musical: Sweet chairty
97. Poem: I heard a Fly buzz -- when I died ??
98. Writer: William Sleater + Roald Dahl
99. Song: it varies
100. Sport: badminton
101. Drink: Mountain dew pitch black II / Cranberry
102. Food: Spicy chicken
103. Brand of cereal: Oreo Os / Coco rice krispies
104. Candy bar: cookies n cream + butterfinger
105. Disney princess: little mermaid
106. Disney prince: eric
107. Disney villain: i dont like any
108. Disney character: *Shrug*
109. CD: Uhh hi duno
110. Director: I dont know
111. Videogame: A lot.. FFX, Earthbound, Graffiti Kingdom, Crystalis come to mind
112. Computer game: Trickster Online.. x_X
113. Game: LOVE GAME! XD
114. Board game: i like a lot.
115. Word game: *Shrug*
116. Clothing style: Comfortable + affordable
117. Truth or dare question: i dont know
118. Fairy tale: i dont care
119. Lullaby: i dont care
120. Holiday: easter is cool.
121. Mythological creature: unicorns n dragons i guess
122. Miscellaneous item: wut
123. Storybook character: dont care
124. Movie character: James Spader from Stargate
125. Play character: dont care
126. Musical character: Dont care
127. College: college is a joke
128. Football team: sports is an even bigger joke
129. Soccer team: LOL
130. Tennis player: *laughs uncontrolably*
131. Hockey team *Rolling on the floor*
132. Basketball team: *Might need CPR*
133. Baseball team: *Unconcious*
134. Swimmer: I like to swim
135. Track star: *Laughs again*
136. Vegetable: VEGETA
137. Fruit: I like a lot of fruits
138. Toothpaste brand: anything that tastes good
139. Type of computer: Ive had decent luck with HPs. Dells tend to physically break a lot on me.
140. Medication: Seroquel to sleep? XD
141. Poison: LOL WHat?> Prolly TERRO to kill ANTS
142. Type of sword: long shiny ones with cool hilt designs?
143. Type of gun: SHOTS.
144. Planet: i can only think of sailor mooon at this point lol
145. Space feature: probably our sun because it gives me warmth
146. Breed of cat: i dont know XD
147. Dog: none
148. Spider: no
149. Fish: Angel fish are cool
150. Penguin: shane?
151. Species of crustacean: SEBASTIAN
152. Arachnid: dont care
153. Insect: butterfly?
154. Pair of socks: I hate socks
155. Scooby-Doo character: The smart girl with glasses?
156. Spongebob Squarepants character: Patrik?
157. Quote: "in a world so diverse and mixed up as this, a word like normal cant exist" -me
158. Adage: huh?
159. President: Franklin D. Roosevelt,because of his 2nd bill of rights.
160. Astrological sign: scorpio
161. Chinese zodiac sign: dragon
162. Number: 11, 9
163. Short story: probably something by ray bradbury
164. Word: *Shrug*
165. Definition: i dont know
166. Time period: medieval
167. Dictionary brand: i dont care
168. Series of books: warriors + harry potter
169. Publishing company: i dont know
170. Illustrator: i dont care
171. Artist: Salvador Dali
172. Childhood story: The valentine cat
173. Childhood memory: going to the beach
174. Facial expression: laughing?
175. Serial killer: What the hell?
176. Medieval torture device: FEATHER DUSTER
177. Instrument: *Shrug*
178. Brand of chocolate: Hershys i guess
179. Candy: Sour gummy things
180. Brand of candy: i duno
181. Time of day: Night
182. Codename Amour and Adori use: huh?
183. Letter: S
184. Inside joke: ROAD HAM
185. Joke: i dont know
186. Scent: Daniel.... and lavender :x
187. Onomotapoeia: NO
188. Alliteration: no
Dislikes
189. Least favorite color: red yellow
190. Animal: Anything violent
191. Number: 4, 6, 7, and 8
192. President: BUSH BECAUSE HE CANT SPEAK ENGLISH
193. Actor: Anyone "hot"
194. Actress: anyone "hot"
195. Directori dont care
196. Celebrity all of them
197. Artist most of them
198. Illustrator i dont know
199. Poet i dont care
200. Writer I DONT KNOWW
201. Band a bunch i guess
202. Musician zzzz
203. Singer zzzzz
204. Food: vegetables or anything with a bad texture. Im currently hating on green peppers.
205. Fruit: ones that taste bad
206. Vegetable: most of them
207. Candy: i dont like things with nuts or coconut
208. Candy bar: i duno
209. Brand of chocolate duno
210. Skittles flavor Regular
211. Month: January + feburary
212. Year: Mmmm 2005 sucked a lot.
213. Decade: zzz
214. Century zzzz
215. Millenium zzz
216. Era zzz
217. Time period: now
218. Battle of the Civil War: all of them
219. War all
220. Battle of WWII all WARS SUCK
221. Battle of American Revolution: ALL
222. Genius: o_O
223. Genus of plant : this is getting particularly particular.
224. Flower: I dont care
225. Tree: Dont care
226. Hair color Red
227. Eye color: blue
228. Fairy tale: dont care
229. Disney princess: sleeping beauty
230. Disney villain: all
231. Disney prince: i dont know
232. Movie character: everyone in sleepover
233. Play character: i dont care
234. Book character: I dont care
235. Musical character: dont care
236. Play: dont care
237. Musical Dont care
238. Person: Evil mean customers that are only interested in CAUSING HAVOK. And the sluts from high school :D
239. Brand of cereal: Anything nasty and grainy.
240. Brand of battery: Prolly generic brand
241. Mental illness: they all suck.
242. Medication: this one medicine i had to take a few years ago tasted of DEATH :(
243. Serial killer: all
244. Poison: all
245. Type of sword: most swords are cool
246. Type of gun: all
247. Toothpaste brand: ones that are cinnamon
248. Scent: bad ones
249. Taste: bad ones
250. Sound: loud ones.
251. Sexual position... o______________________0.
252. Article of clothing: tight ones
The Ideal Mate
253. Hair color: brown
254. Hair length: Shoulder length
255. Hair style: Straight
256. Eye color: Green
257. Skin color: pale
258. Any makeup? HELL NO
259. Clothing style: Cheap + Simple. No holey crap, no expensive crap,
260. Shy or outgoing? OUtgoing with the sense to be quiet at the right times.
261. Happy or depressed? Happy 24/7. Depressed people suck
262. Funny or serious? Both. at the same time.,
263. Abusive or kind? Uh, kind.
264. Respectful or perverted? Respectfull, but a dash of light hearted pervertedness is fun too.
265. Completely describe their personality: Just someone whos nice and likes me for me.. my mind, etc. someone who doesnt spend money wastelessly.. who thinks about deep stuff, who questions EVERYTHING and isnt gullible.. truthfull.. Doesnt care about the stupidness of society.. no norms.. etc. etc. random dream guy, you know it. Im lucky i found him already lol
266. Ideal height: 5'11
267. Ideal weight: 275
268. Body type: squishy
269. Completely describe their appearances: as noted above.. would like to be well kept, but not like, ghetto obsessed with washing hands every 2 secs.
270. This is another space if you need it: NO
271. Cup size or condom size: o_________O whaaat?
272. Masochistic or sadistic? none
273. Conformist or nonconformist? NON
274. Artistic or athletic? art
275. Intellectual or unintelligent? Intelligent
276. Complex or simple? complex in the right things, simple in the right things,
277. What would their hobbies be? anime, video games, deal shopping, etc.
278. Interests? anime, video games, deal shopping, sci-fi, corny romance, etc.
279. Obsessions: obsessions are bad.
280. Would they hug you often? Every chance they get.
281. Kiss you often? Yes
282. Would they frequently tell you that they loved you? Frequent is bad.
283. Have you already found your ideal mate? Yes
284. Or as close as someone can get? Perfect, actually.. well besides the whole "needs to wash hair" thing, lol
285. Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?: Umm not till we're married.. and even then it will prolly be rarely, because we are asexual. however, when we have kids, it will probably be particularly difficult given the circumstances, and it will probably -HAVE- to be frequent then....
286. Are you in love? Yes
287. What will you do together? everything.
288. Your ideal date: just normal stuff
289. Your ideal wedding: i dont care
290. How many kids? 2 i guess
291. What will their names be? Girl - Luna, Guy - Simon, Max, Dan
292. What do you think they would look like? ugly as babies, lol.
293. Will you even have kids? yes
294. If not, why? N/A
295. Will you even get married? Yes
296. If no, why? NO
297. Are you taken or single? Taken
What Do You Think Of…
298. Ugly people? Ugly is subjective. What most people think is ugly, i think is attractive.
299. Pretty people?: I think theyre mostly ugly.
300. Bald people? They have no hair.
301. Scrawny African children? They need to eat.
302. Religion? Its retarded
303. Politics? Also retaded.
304. Abortion? An option
305. Church? Retarded
306. Separation of church and state? you guys spend too much time thinking about imaginary friends.
307. Blondes? They have recessive genes.
308. Brunettes? They have dominant Genes.
309. Redheads? Ugly. Sorry.
310. Mainstream rock? Some is ok
311. Abercrombie? RETARDED
312. Pop music? Alright
313. Classic rock? Alright
314. Roleplaying? i guess its ok.
315. Emo music? I dont know
316. Ignorance? Stupid.
317. Stupidity? STUPID.
318. Mental retardation? unavoidable in some cases?
319. Friends? ehhh... nice? XD
320. Disrespect? for idiots
321. Immaturity? stupid.
322. Republicans? Pretty stupid.
323. Democrats? Less Stupid.
324. George W. Bush? VERY. stupid.
325. Your mom? LOL dead.
326. This survey? Long.
327. Painted walls? Non leaded?
328. Drugs?: stupid.
329. Alcohol? stupid
330. Prostitution? LOL
331. Premarital sex? It happens.
332. Teenage sex? It shouldnt happen.
333. People? mostly stupid.
334. Your classmates? very stupid.
335. Your co-workers? Very nice.
336. Your school? Crappy.
337. Your family? retarded.
338. My family? I dont know who you are, lol
339. Your mental health? Decent...
340. My mental health? BAD
341. Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal? I do it every night....
342. Your life? Mostly good.
343. My life? GTFO
344. The color green? Its cool
345. Pickles? EW
346. Food? good.
347. Electricity? powers things.
348. Niagra falls?: watery.
349. Cataracts? bad
350. Bridges? for crossing water
351. Braces? fixing teeth
352. Dictionairies? lol @ this word spelled wrong
353. Television? bad,
354. Fairy tales? I dont care
355. Hollywood? badder.
356. MTV? Used to be cool.
Currently
357. What are you feeling? anxious...
358. Smelling? burrito?
359. Seeing? my milk cup
360. Hearing? rain
361. Doing? tapping my foot
362. Who are you talking to online? Ray from work
363. On the phone? no
364. What room of the house are you in? my room
365. Bored? nope
366. Do you look nice? sure
367. What are you wearing? NOTHING. Jk. work shirt + curtain skirt
368. Are you eating anything?: burito earlier.
369. Drinking anything?: milk earlier
370. What's your heart rate?: prolly like around 80
371. BMI? huge,
372. What brand of shoes are you wearing?Alpine slippers
373. What are you wishing for? the pain to stop....
374. What are you worried about? staying sick FOREVER
375. Sad about? being sick
376. Happy about? Daniel is awesome.
377. Angry about? My emoness
378. Serious about? wanting to be over my shyness
379. Laughing about? the random crap i said to ray on msn XD
380. Talking about? nothing
381. Typing about? THIS
Friends
382. Who are your friends? Carol, Roberta, Echo, Pam, Kristen, Pam, Lane, Daniel, Tammy, Rita, Robby, i have a lot of friends at work.
383. Your best friends?: Probably Daniel + Carol...
384. Who do you hang out with most? Daniel
385. Who do you treat the best? Probably Carol.
386. Who treats you the best? Daniel
387. Do you even have friends? Yea
388. If so, why are you taking this survey? Because im too shy to call them!
389. Who's the funny one? Echo
390. The smart one? Mmmm not sure if theres any smarter than the rest...
391. The depressed one? no comment, lol
392. The punk? Lane?
393. The goth? Lane?
394. The prep? LOL none
395. The jock? LOL none
396. The outcast? Daniel is kind of...
397. The stupid one? I dont make friends with stupid people.
398. The one who you think will kill someone one day? Shane, lol
399. The annoying one? none really.
400. The hyper one? lanes pretty hyper
401. The oblivious one? Echo? XD
402. The romantic? Daniel :x
403. The pervert? Roberta!
404. The content one? Robby?
405. The liar? None >.>
406. The cheapskate? ME!
407. The ominous one? LOL OMINOUS!
408. The disrespectful one? none
409. The abusive one? None
410. The hot one? Daniel >;3
411. The ugly one? uh?
412. The one that hates you? Why would you be friends with someone that hates you?
413. The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway? WTF
414. The back-up one? no.
415. The fighter? no
416. The lover? Daniel?
417. The hippie? no
418. The druggie? no
419. The alcoholic? no
420. The one that's recovering? no
421. The one that's in jail? NO
422. The one that is most likely to be in jail? NOO
423. The one that's going to be executed? omg
424. The most likely to be murdered? omfg
425. The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital? any of them LOL
426. The most likely to stay there forever? bleh
427. The normal one? Robbys pretty normal.
428. The conformist? none
429. The nonconformist? All of em
430. The masochistic one? nooo
431. The sadistic one?noooooooooooooo
432. The weird one?no
433. The musical one?none?
434. The artistic one? Daniel
435. The perfect one? Daniel :x
436. The literary genius? Sarah might be?
437. The fugitive? None.
438. The juvenille delinquint? NO
439. The Jewish one? I dont know
440. The Christian one? "
441. The Buddhist one?"
442. The Muslim one?"
443. The Hindu one?"
444. The Catholic one?"
445. The Wiccan one?"
446. The atheist?"
447. The agnostic?"
448. The cutter? no?>
449. The anorexic one? I dont think so..
450. The bulimic one? "
451. The skinny one? Lanes pretty skinny
452. The thin one? "
453. The fat one? Daniel XD
454. The obese one? CORY
455. The Satanic one? None?
Have You Ever
456. Gone on a cruise? nno
457. Beaten someone up? n
458. Been beaten up? n
459. Bullied someone? n
460. Been bullied? y
461. Attempted suicide? ......n
462. Attempted murder? n
463. Nearly died? yes :x
464. Broken the law? Yea..
465. Stolen something? ....for purposes of this survey, no.
466. Had an abortion? n
467. Known the president? n
468. Had an affair with the president? n
469. Met a famous person? Sure
470. Gotten drunk? n
471. Gotten high? n
472. Had masochistic sex? n
473. Had an affair? n
474. Been out of the country? n
475. Out of state? y
476. Out of your town? y
477. Written a poem? y
478. A story? y
479. A novel? y
480. A song? n
481. Gotten published? n
482. Written a love poem? y
483. Story? y
484. Novel? y
485. Song? n
486. Said that you hated the world? y
487. Finished school? y
488. Flunked a grade? n
489. Flunked a test? y
490. Flunked a subject? n
491. Read a book for enjoyment? y
492. Bungee jumped? n
493. Skydived? n
494. Danced? n
495. Been to a dance? y, it sucked
496. Suba dived? n
497. Broken a bone? yes, my left leg. it hurt like a betch.
498. Gotten a nose bleed? n
499. Had an orgasm? yea :p
500. Suffered from psychosis? no?
501. Wished you could get away with something? sure?
502. Thought of killing someone? not seriously
503. Thought of killing yourself? yea...
504. Saved someone's life? i duno
505. Saved your own? i duno
506. Gone to the beach? y
507. Gone fishing? n
508. Gone to an island? n
509. Died in a dream? n?
510. Had a dream that came true? yesss
511. Kissed someone in the rain? no, BUT GOOD IDEA!
512. Gotten pregnant? n
513. Eaten calamari? n
514. Lobster? n
515. Helped anybody during the holidays? n
516. Helped a stranger? yes
517. Kissed a stranger? no
518. Hugged a stranger? i had a stranger hug me though
519. Had sex with a stranger? lol NO
520. Found a lost wallet? n
521. Felt bad about not returning it? n
522. Been in a car accident? n
523. Caused a car accident? n
524. Driven over 100 mph? n
525. Been caught driving over 100 mph? n
526. Bitten someone? yes, hehe
527. Been bitten by someone? yep :o
Can You
528. Kiss your elbow? n
529. Touch your nose with your tongue? n
530. Stick your fist in your mouth? n
531. Touch your toes? y
532. Give away money? i can, but i dont want to.
533. Marry a family member? again, i can, but they all suck so bad i dont want to.
534. Hire an assassin? n
535. Get ahold of drugs? n
536. Alcohol? n
537. Stay up all night? y
538. Stay up for 3 nights? n
539. Finish this survey? eventually.
540. Swim? y
541. Draw well? y
542. Sing well? maybe
543. Write well? sometimes
544. Eat a box of chocolates in an hour? prolly.
545. Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour? prolly not
546. Without milk? n
547. Predict the future? i suppose.
Would You Ever
548. Sacrifice everything for a friend? no
549. A lover? yes
550. Give your life for a friend? prolly not.
551. A lover? im greedy so probably not.
552. Give your life to save a stranger's? no, cuz im a jerk.
553. Post yourself having sex up on the Internet? uh no
554. Sell yourself? only for pocket change LOL
555. Have cyber sex? not for real, no, lol
556. Real sex? not yet
557. With who? noone
558. Lie to a friend? about what?
559. Lie to your parents? theres no reason to.
560. Lie to a lover? Never.
561. Steal from your parents? Sure.
562. Hug them in public? they wont even hug me in private...
563. Blow up your house? n
564. Abuse someone? n
565. Use someone? n
566. Recommend this survey to a friend? prolly not.
Would You Ever Be
567. A fireman? n
568. Policeman? n
569. Serial killer? n
570. Doctor? n
571. Surgeon? n
572. Prostitute? n
573. Playboy model? n
574. Writer? mayybr
575. Artist? maybe
576. Musician? n
577. Assassin? n
578. Ninja? n
579. Soldier? n
580. President? n
581. Darth Vader? ............y
582. Pilot? n
583. Mortician? n
584. Forensic scientist? n
585. Detective? n
586. Lawyer? n
587. Drug-dealer? Id be rich if i was.
588. Pirate? n
589. Box-carrier? n
590. Store clerk? y
591. Banker? n
592. Criminal? n
593. Target? n
594. Professional wrestler? n
595. Tennis player? n
596. Rapper? n
597. Country singer? n
598. Pop star? n
599. Actor? sure
600. Plastic surgeon? n
Why?
601. Is the sky blue?: refraction
602. Is the world round? Gravity.
603. Is the world unfair? Yes
604. Are most people selfish? to some degree yes
605. Impolite? sometimes
606. Disrespectful? Sometimes.
607. Conforming? Very. and its depressing.
608. Are there religions? There shouldnt be.
609. Theories? yes
610. Opinions? yes
611. Are humans so intelligent? Sure
612. Do we need air? NO.
613. Do we age? yea
614. Do we die? Well, yeah.
615. Can't pigs fly? in airplanes, yes
616. Is there cheddar cheese in the world? Lol these questionsa re getting weir.d
617. Swiss? sure, but it tastes bad,
618. American? In subway
619. Are you taking this? Taking what? YOUR CHEESE? SURE!
When Was The Last Time
620. You brushed your teeth? This morning
621. Took a shower? This morning.
622. Ate? few hours ago
623. Drank? few hours ago
624. Drank an alcoholic beverage? dec 24th last year
625. Took a pill? few days ago
626. Smoked? never
627. You got your photograph taken? monday
628. You got caught doing something bad? not really.
629. Had sex? never
630. Dyed your hair? 12th grade
631. Hurt someone physically? no
632. Hurt someone emotionally? no
633. Did your homework? prolly last marchish
634. Hung out with your friends? last thursday
635. Got drunk? n
636. Got high? n
637. Said: bye, text me? n
638. Took a survey? now
639. Won a contest? october 2010
640. Went out on a date? last monday
641. Had a strong sexual drive? uh.................................... i duno XD
Word Association
642. Bed: CUDDLES
643. Curtains: kitties
644. Lights: off
645. Music: playing
646. Candles: green apple.
647. Closet: stuff inside
648. Door: posters
649. Window: in front of me
650. Onomotapoeia: this is spelled wrong.
651. Dog: evil/
652. Cat: Stripey
653. Egypt: Cleopatra
654. Corey: My brother only spelled wrong
655. Mirror: reflection
656. Case: breifcase
657. Cage: bird
658. Cave: Caveman
659. Nutella: spagettios LOL
660. Bird: Cardinal
661. Bear: snuggle bear
662. Death: death note
663. Life: birth
664. White: Black
665. Black: RACIST
666. Personality: kind?
667. Pickle: Gross
668. Dilemna: DILMA.
669. Love: always
670. Liberal: i dont know
671. Conservative: "
672. Ball: football
673. Moderate: temperatre
674. Inept: i dont know
Odd Questions
675. What color is the bottom of your tongue? prolly some form of pink purple
676. Your foot? red / pink
677. Do you have any medical problems concerning feet? I have lost the feeling in my right toes. lol.
678. Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush? ROFL NO
679. Do you chew on your homework? No but my bunnies have.
680. Pencils? No
681. Do you read the dictionary? I have
682. Encyclopedia? i have
683. Atlas? Not really
684. Road map? Not really
685. Do you memorize random facts? Yea
686. Do you stalk anyone? Shane + daniel, yup
687. Does anyone stalk you? I wish lol
688. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors? No..
689. Do you dust your lawn? LOL no
690. Do you collect dust? Unfortunately, yea
691. Why does lint accumulate in belly buttons? Because you dont wash enough? I dont know.
692. Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute? Yep.
693. Do you wish prostitution was legal? lol NO
694. Do you use lotion on your feet? no
695. Do you have problems with Canadians? No, i have a problem with americans.
696. Mexicans? N o
697. Americans? Yes
698. The French? No
699. The English? No
700. Have you ever played a kazoo? n
701. Have you ever shot someone? n
702. Something? n
703. How many pairs of underwear do you own? a bunch
704. Jeans? prolly like 5 or 6
705. What ring size are you? i dont know
706. Belt size? 2X
707. Have you ever gotten anything amputated? no
708. Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room? hanging no. In a box, yes.
709. Do you eat a lot? no
710. Do you get excited over cameras? yup :D
711. Do you have a strange obsession with pickles? Gross, no
712. Poison? n
713. Knives? n
714. Cheese? sure
715. Penguins? n
716. Bald people? n
717. Scrawny African children? n
718. Midgets? n
719. Pirates? n
720. Corny jokes? n
721. Are you a virgin? In the dictionary "Penis ->Vagina" sense, Yes i am. In my own definition/sense/whatever, no.
722. Are you a hermaphrodite? I dont think so
723. Do you tie string to your teeth? no
724. Do you bite yourself? yes
725. Cut yourself? n
726. Do you get cold sores often? n
727. Do you have a cold right now? n
728. Do you suffer from chronic migraines? yes
729. Do you like to touch sharp objects? n
730. Do you have a twitching problem? Sometimes...
731. Are you homicidal? n
732. What do you do on the computer? a lot of stuff
733. Anything your parents should know about? I dont think so
734. Are you happy with your life? besides sickness, yes
735. Is everybody else happy with your life? I guess
736. Do you like 100% white grape juice? I dont know
737. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green? tree trunks are brown, the leaves are generally green.. But if you wanna get technical... Tree trunks themselves, are every color BUT brown.. and leaves are every color BUT green.. because those are the lightwaves that are reflected back at YOU... while every other color is absorbed into the item itself. Deep.
738. How big is the universe? I dont know
739. What's the logic behind your answer? YOUR MOM
740. How many hours of sleep do you get every night? 8-12
741. What do you dream about? everything.
742. Anything your parents should know about? Prolly not
743. Do you fall for Internet advertisements? n
744. Do you enjoy bungee jumping? n
745. Do you have AIM? y
746. MSN? y
747. YIM? y
748. A Neopets account? y
749. A Vampirefreaks account? n
750. A Quizilla account? y
751. A Bzoink account? n
752. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor? Stripey eeats them.
753. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor? n
754. Do you get attacked by ladybugs? Dude just the other day i was attacked by one in the shower, and i was scared to death.
755. Are you scared of everything that breathes? a bit.
756. Doesn't breathe? sometimes
757. Are you scared of anything at all? yes
758. What? A lot of things.. People.. sharp objects.. pain.. lonliness.
759. Which cardinal direction do you like best? north?
760. Are you aware that a cardinal direction is not a reference to a red bird? Yes
761. Do you have a life? sure
762. Do you have a microphone on your computer? yes
763. A webcam? y
764. A scanner? y
765. A printer? y
766. A cordless mouse? y
767. Does your mouse light up? y
768. Are you scared of mice? n
769. What kind of computer do you have? Compaq Presario SR5601P
770. Were you ever physically abused? Yea
771. Verbally? yep
772. Sexually? A little.
773. Do you wish you were a fish? n
774. A cat? y
775. A dog? n
776. Do you have a cell phone? yes
777. What kind is it? LG Neon 365
778. Do you weasel out of things? sure
779. Do your teachers like you? yes
780. Do your parents like you? I guess
781. Do your siblings like you? no
782. Does karma, if it exists, love you? i guess
783. Did you have a tail when you were born? no
784. Do you enjoy school? Learning, yes, people, no. So school? Sort of.
785. Do you sleep under or over the covers? under
786. Do you sleep in a bed? yes
787. Do you catch yourself floating at times? yea
788. Are you a packrat? yea
789. Do you know HTML or CSS? <3 yes
790. Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched? no
791. Do you shy away from social situations? yes
792. Are you obsessed with shiny things?y es
793. Are you at least attracted to them? yes
794. Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays? yea
795. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument? n
796. Do you label other people? y
797. Are you proud? I dont know
798. Do you like scrambled eggs? theyre ok
How Bad Can I Make You Look?
799. Do you wash your hands frequently? yes
800. Do you wet the bed? sure
801. What age did you stop?Consistantly? prolly around 10
802. Is that age older than you are now? ...no
803. Do you lie a lot? no
804. Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently? yea
805. Brush your hair? no
806. Do you use deoderant? I feel horrible if id ont.
807. Do you masturbate? ........lol
808. How often? Not very.
809. Are you an alcoholic? no
810. A druggie? no
811. Do you drink illegally? n
812. Do you wear underwear? yea
813. Do you change your underwear frequently? a lot
814. Are you a coward? yes
815. A loser?y es
816. An idiot? no
817. Do you chatspeak? on occasion
818. Are you a bad friend? im a sucky friend, i guess.
819. Are you untrustworthy? no
820. Unreliable? no
821. Do you pick your nose? not anymore.
822. Are you imperfect? yes
823. Do you think you are perfect? I wish
824. Ugly? I used to think so
825. Do you have bad hair? No
826. A big nose? yes
827. Are you shallow? NO
828. Greedy? yes
829. Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want? No.
830. Do you have any talents? sure
831. Do you burp often? no
832. Are you good at it? no
833. Are you impolite? sure
834. Disrespectful? Only towards things that havent earned my respect.
835. Sadistic? no
836. Are you a pansy? yes
837. Are you a conformist? no
838. Do you buy your non-conformist clothing at Hot Topic like all of your non-conformist friends? no
839. Do you feel that every band you used to like before they became successful has sold out? n
840. Are you a fan of George W. Bush? n
841. Do you have buck teeth? n
842. Acne? y
843. Mental illnesses? y
844. Are you fake? n
845. Do you wear makeup, a push-up bra, lifts in your shoes or dye your hair? n
846. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 844? n
847. Does your breath smell? y
848. Do you have a strong body odor? My mom said i do.
849. Does the amount of perfume or cologne your wear constitute a strong body odor? n
850. Do you have bad teeth? n
851. Are the good teeth you have technically 'your' teeth? y
852. Do you have a bull ring through your nose? n
853. Are you overweight? y
854. Are you lying? n
855. Do you realize that there is a difference between an 'athletic' body build and slightly overweight? n
856. Are you anorexic? YES
857. Bulimic? n
858. Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body? n
859. Would your parents say that you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body? n
860. Do you have a tatoo on your lower back right above your waistline? n
861. Is it a tribal design, butterfly or oriental symbol? n
862. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 837? n
863. Do you have a tattoo in an inappropriate spot on your body? n
864. Is it in a spot that is going to sag in 15 years? n
865. Are you a wannabe? n
866. Do you get bad grades? n
867. What's your IQ level? i donyt know
868. Are you a bad guesser? yes
869. Are you slow? no
870. Do you just not realize that you are slow? n
871. Are you bad at reading people? n
872. Are you too nice for your own good? n
873. Do you have a lot of friends? n
874. Do your 'friends' agree with you? i duno
875. Do you give in easily? n
876. Are you stubborn? y
877. Did you give the same answer for 875 and 876? n
878. If so, do you want to reconsider your answer to 869? n
879. Are you annoying? n
880. Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things? n
881. Are you a necrophilliac? n
882. Are you incestual? n
883. Is your room messy? n
884. Do you make fun of other people? y
885. Do you respect your body? y
886. Are you arrogant? n
887. Do you have low self-esteem? n
888. Are you unique? y
889. Are your hands clammy? y
890. Are you short? y
891. Are you freakishly tall? YES
892. Do you like Simple Plan? huh
Beliefs
893. Do you believe in God? no
894. Do you believe in magic? Maybe
895. True love? Yes
896. Heaven? no
897. Hell? n
898. Satan? n
899. The Lord and Lady? n
900. The Goddess? THE HARVEST GODDESS
901. The Greek Gods or Goddesses? n
902. The Pagan Gods or Goddesses? n
903. Are you an atheist? sure
904. Agnostic? sure
905. Do you believe in fairies? n
906. Dragons? n
907. Unicorns? n
908. Gollums? n
909. Santa? n
910. The Easter Bunny? n
911. The Tooth Fairy? n
912. Pixies? n
913. Phoenixes? n
914. Elves? n
915. Dwarves? n
916. Mermaids? n
917. Karma? idk
918. Immortality? n
919. Do you believe in the Aztec Gods? n
920. Mayan Gods? n
921. Incan Gods? n
922. Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality? n
923. Do you believe in life on other planets? yes
924. Do you believe in parallel universes? i dont know
925. Do you believe that black holes are time portals? n
926. Do you believe in Eternity? n
927. Do you believe in evolution?y
928. Do you believe in life after death? n
929. What happens to us after we die? We decompose.
930. Do you believe in superheroes? n
931. Super villains? n
932. Do you believe in Fate? *shrug*
933. That everything has a purpose? sure
934. Do you believe that everything revolves around money? nowadays yeah
935. Sex? what about it?
936. Love? Its great.
937. Success? Its fun for awhile.
938. Making yourself happy? I dont know
939. Making others happy? yes
940. Religion? retarded
941. Politics? retarded
942. Do you believe in miracles? not really
943. Angels? n
944. Demons? n
945. Ghosts? y
946. Do you believe there's a someone for everyone? yes
947. Do you believe in true, selfless happiness? its impossible.
948. Do you believe in selfessness at all? again, impossible.
949. Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen? n
950. Do you believe that the means justify the ends? ??
951. Do you believe that anything can happen? Sometimes
This Or That
952. Pie or cake? cake
953. Pie or 3.14159...? 3.14159265358979323846
954. Chocolate or vanilla? choc
955. Black or white? blk
956. Ceiling or floor? floor
957. Couch or bed? BOTH
958. Cough or sneeze? sneeze, it lasts shorter
959. On or off? off
960. Closed or open? closed
961. Brush or comb? Brush
962. Long or short? Long
963. Big or small? I dont know
964. Wet or dry? depends
965. Under or over? under
966. Top or bottom? of what?
967. Fly or fall? fly
968. Smile or frown? Smile
969. Tears of joy or tears of sorrow? joy
970. Hot or cold? hot
971. Warm or cool? warm
972. Rough or smooth? smooth
973. Cat or dog? cat
974. Snake or bird? bird
975. Shark or T-Rex? trex
976. Past or present? present
977. Science fiction or fantasy? scifi
978. Dull or sharp? dull
979. Live forever or die young? neither
980. Books or television? books
981. Jump or skip? jump
982. Fast or slow? depends
983. Run or walk? walk
984. Guy or girl? guy
985. Disney or Warner Brothers? depends
986. Belle or Jasmine? jasmine
987. Gaston or Cruella Deville? neither
988. Food or friends? I dont care
989. Colors or black and white? color
990. Cute or pretty? cute
991. Good or evil?good
992. Fruits or vegetables? fruit
993. Milk or juice? depends
994. Hot chocolate or gingerale? depends
995. Beer or wine? Neither
996. Movies or cartoons? movies
997. Pillow or blanket?blanket
998. Moon or stars? Both
999. Sky or sea? sky
1000. Explode or implode? explode
I just totally waste dmy life.. bed time!
