Mr. Jeffie..
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caitaroThis is mr. Jeffie's story
[01:27:43] Cait 92487: yay
[01:27:46] Cait 92487: yay for meeeee
[01:27:48] Cait 92487: and my knifeeee
[01:27:51] Cait 92487: mrrr... knife O_O
[01:27:53] Alex 92487: O_O
[01:27:57] Cait 92487: mr. knifee..
[01:27:58] Cait 92487: is
[01:28:01] Cait 92487: in the kitchen
[01:28:01] Cait 92487: =3.
[01:28:05] Cait 92487: i have mr. fork now.
[01:28:05] Alex 92487: =/
[01:28:12] Cait 92487: mr. fork hehe
[01:28:13] Alex 92487: Dont hurt yourself o_O
[01:28:14] Cait 92487: FORK
[01:28:15] Cait 92487: HAHAHAHAHA
[01:28:18] Cait 92487: fork....ie..
[01:28:23] Cait 92487: forkieeee..
[01:28:43] Alex 92487: o.O:
[01:28:50] Alex 92487: *holds you*
[01:28:57] Cait 92487: and
[01:29:00] Cait 92487: what is not aforkie
[01:29:03] Cait 92487: and not a knifey
[01:29:05] Cait 92487: is a SP00NYYYYYYYY
[01:29:06] Cait 92487: WOOOOOOOO
[01:29:10] Cait 92487: i dun have a sp00ny =(
[01:29:10] Alex 92487: o.x
[01:29:14] Alex 92487: *falls*
[01:29:18] Cait 92487: sp00ny
[01:29:19] Cait 92487: is.
[01:29:20] Cait 92487: in the
[01:29:24] Cait 92487: utensil drawer
[01:29:25] Cait 92487: with
[01:29:27] Cait 92487: other mr. forkies
[01:29:32] Cait 92487: and mr. useles sbutterknife
[01:29:34] Alex 92487: I dont care?
[01:29:37] Alex 92487: O_O
[01:29:39] Alex 92487: XD
[01:29:42] Cait 92487: 0o.o
[01:29:44] Cait 92487: u dont care
[01:29:45] Cait 92487: about
[01:29:46] Cait 92487: my
[01:29:47] Cait 92487: forkies..
[01:29:48] Cait 92487: =(
[01:29:52] Alex 92487: XD no
[01:29:56] Alex 92487: or your sp00ny
[01:30:08] Cait 92487: my sp00ny
[01:30:09] Cait 92487: is
[01:30:10] Cait 92487: you
[01:30:10] Cait 92487: cant
[01:30:11] Cait 92487: even
[01:30:13] Cait 92487: eat with a sp00ny
[01:30:15] Cait 92487: well
[01:30:18] Cait 92487: soup u can
[01:30:19] Cait 92487: a little
[01:30:20] Cait 92487: but
[01:30:22] Cait 92487: not chikan..
[01:30:23] Cait 92487: or.
[01:30:23] *** You have been disconnected. Sat Jul 31 01:30:23 2004.
[01:30:49] *** Alex 92487 signed on at Sat Jul 31 01:30:49 2004.
[01:30:52] Alex 92487: O_o;
[01:30:56] Cait 92487: Okaayyy
[01:30:59] Alex 92487: what happened?
[01:31:00] Cait 92487: Mr. trillian
[01:31:04] Cait 92487: didnt like mr. forkie >_>
[01:31:07] Alex 92487: XD
[01:31:07] Cait 92487: <_< [01:31:17] Cait 92487: *stabs mr. trillian with mr. forkieee* [01:31:28] Cait 92487: DIE MR TRILLIANN [01:31:28] Alex 92487: XDDD [01:31:29] Cait 92487: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [01:31:32] Alex 92487: =3 [01:31:32] Cait 92487: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE [01:31:34] Cait 92487: *pants* [01:31:50] Alex 92487: O_o [01:31:57] Alex 92487: *randomly juices* [01:32:02] Cait 92487: RRRRRRRRRRROFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLL [01:32:04] Cait 92487: U CANT JUICEEEEEEEEE [01:32:05] Alex 92487: XDDDDD [01:32:06] Cait 92487: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOFL [01:32:07] Alex 92487: I know [01:32:08] Alex 92487: XDD [01:32:15] Alex 92487: *smiling IRL* [01:32:15] Alex 92487: XD [01:32:17] Cait 92487: XDD [01:32:18] Cait 92487: *me too* [01:32:24] Cait 92487: juicing alexy [01:32:25] Cait 92487: and mr forkie [01:32:27] Cait 92487: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH [01:32:27] Alex 92487: XD [01:32:28] Cait 92487: woooooo [01:32:32] Cait 92487: ooooooooo [01:32:33] Alex 92487: O_o; [01:32:33] Cait 92487: and [01:32:35] Cait 92487: mr. bowley [01:32:39] Cait 92487: with alfredo cheese [01:32:41] Alex 92487: UT oh [01:32:51] Cait 92487: mr. bowley is coated in alfredo cheese. [01:33:38] Cait 92487: MR BOWLEYs name.. [01:33:40] Cait 92487: is Jeff.. [01:33:44] Cait 92487: Jeff mc. cheesey. [01:33:46] Alex 92487: XD okay... [01:33:47] Cait 92487: hi jeff ^_^ [01:33:53] Alex 92487: XD [01:33:57] Cait 92487: hi alex. [01:33:58] Cait 92487: juicey alex [01:33:59] Cait 92487: mmmm [01:34:03] Alex 92487: XDDDDDDDDDD!!! [01:34:08] Cait 92487: *chews on alexys juicey fingers* [01:34:13] Cait 92487: juicey alex meet mr. jeff [01:34:15] Cait 92487: *they shake* [01:34:16] Cait 92487: good. [01:34:17] Cait 92487: now. [01:34:19] Alex 92487: XDDDDDD [01:34:21] Cait 92487: we can have a tea partyu. [01:34:22] Alex 92487: dude [01:34:26] Alex 92487: you're like Jace [01:34:37] Cait 92487: 0.o [01:34:38] Alex 92487: rambling on about stuff I couldnt care less about [01:34:39] Alex 92487: XD [01:34:40] Cait 92487: imnot jace.. [01:34:43] Cait 92487: I am.. [01:34:54] Cait 92487: Frida Bailey [01:35:00] Cait 92487: And this is Jeff Mc Cheesey [01:35:13] Cait 92487: Jeff McCheesey is my fiancé [01:35:17] Cait 92487: ad i have to sneeze. [01:35:36] Cait 92487: OMG [01:35:39] Cait 92487: I NEED TO SNEEZE NOW. [01:35:44] Alex 92487: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [01:35:47] Cait 92487: NOWWWWWWWWW [01:35:51] Cait 92487: *sniffs jeff* [01:36:07] Alex 92487: XDDDD [01:36:13] Alex 92487: why touch fudge [01:36:13] Alex 92487: XD [01:36:30] Cait 92487: *hic* [01:36:32] Cait 92487: oooo [01:36:36] Cait 92487: fudge is yummy [01:36:39] Cait 92487: chocolateyy.. [01:36:41] Cait 92487: mmmm.. [01:36:44] Cait 92487: just like mr. pie. [01:36:47] Alex 92487: XD [01:36:50] Cait 92487: mr. pie was good wasnt it, mr. jeff? [01:36:57] Cait 92487: mr Jeff: mM but u ate him all [01:37:05] Cait 92487: OH IM SORRY MR. JEFF U CAN HAVE SOME TOMARROW [01:37:10] Alex 92487: XDDD [01:37:11] Alex 92487: *jumps into Jeff the bowl* :D [01:37:14] Cait 92487: Mr Jeff: ok welllets get on with that tea party now. [01:37:15] Cait 92487: o_O [01:37:22] Cait 92487: juicey alex is in you jeff. [01:37:27] Cait 92487: Jeff: hmm *shits him out* [01:37:30] Cait 92487: o no. [01:37:35] Cait 92487: he isa shit turd now. [01:37:35] Alex 92487: XD [01:37:38] Cait 92487: a juicey [01:37:39] Cait 92487: well [01:37:42] Cait 92487: hes not a turd [01:37:46] Cait 92487: *washes him off* [01:37:46] Alex 92487: wtf [01:37:46] Alex 92487: O_o [01:37:46] Alex 92487: XDDDDDDDDD [01:37:49] Cait 92487: *puts him in a cage* [01:37:50] Cait 92487: there. [01:37:50] Cait 92487: now [01:37:58] Alex 92487: rofl [01:37:59] Alex 92487: yay [01:38:00] Cait 92487: *gets some tea and puts it on a table* [01:38:02] Cait 92487: *Sips* [01:38:12] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: *sips* Mmmm... its quite good. what is it? [01:38:13] Alex 92487: o.o [01:38:21] Cait 92487: Why mr. jeffis is J00 MAMA tea. [01:38:28] Alex 92487: DDD [01:38:30] Alex 92487: XDDD [01:39:05] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: hmm this J00 MAMA tea is good. [01:39:13] Cait 92487: Yes i made in your mom. which is hte bigger bowl.. [01:39:15] Alex 92487: o.o [01:39:21] Cait 92487: Jeffs mom: but i died now so =( [01:39:47] Alex 92487: O.o [01:39:52] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: YES [01:39:54] Cait 92487: what? [01:40:00] Alex 92487: *bangs on his cage bars and bitches at Jeff* [01:40:00] Cait 92487: Mr Jeff: I INTERIT HER POOL [01:40:02] Cait 92487: YAY!@!! [01:40:09] Alex 92487: o.o [01:40:09] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: shut up lunch. [01:40:14] Alex 92487: XD [01:40:28] Cait 92487: ahh [01:40:30] Alex 92487: *throws feces at you and jeff* [01:40:30] Cait 92487: Jeff. [01:40:34] Alex 92487: o.o [01:40:34] Cait 92487: leave Lunch alone [01:40:42] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: Im sorry Frieda [01:40:45] Cait 92487: ok good. [01:40:46] Cait 92487: Now. [01:40:49] Cait 92487: we should go durfing? [01:40:52] Cait 92487: *surfing [01:40:53] Alex 92487: O_o [01:41:02] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: noo i dont have any legs.. [01:41:03] Cait 92487: Ahhh [01:41:04] Cait 92487: i forgot.. [01:41:06] Cait 92487: hmm [01:41:08] Alex 92487: XD [01:41:10] Cait 92487: perhaps video games.. [01:41:15] Cait 92487: Mrr. Jeff: no arms =( [01:41:16] Cait 92487: ahh [01:41:17] Cait 92487: damn [01:41:19] Alex 92487: XDDDDDD [01:41:20] Cait 92487: my memorys gettin to me. [01:41:35] Alex 92487: Cait..my face hurts IRL from smiling so much XDD [01:41:37] Cait 92487: thats what i get... [01:41:38] Cait 92487: for.. [01:41:43] Cait 92487: 90 years,,, [01:41:51] Cait 92487: of payin the gravity bill. [01:42:04] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: Yeah =(.. i was never born so i dunno how old i am ;-; [01:42:09] Cait 92487: AWW THATS SO SAD ;-; [01:42:15] Cait 92487: I dub you alive starting today. [01:42:20] Cait 92487: March 34th, 2056 [01:42:30] Alex 92487: XD [01:42:56] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: *tear* [01:42:58] Cait 92487: ^_^ [01:43:06] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: I LOVE YOU FRIDA UR SO NICE TO ME. [01:43:08] Alex 92487: o.o [01:43:10] Cait 92487: oh jeff.. i love you too.. [01:43:18] Alex 92487: *Throws Feces at Frieda* [01:43:23] Cait 92487: ow. [01:43:26] Alex 92487: XD [01:43:26] Cait 92487: u fucktart. [01:43:31] Cait 92487: poperr.. [01:43:35] Cait 92487: fuckatart popper [01:43:38] Alex 92487: rofl [01:43:38] Cait 92487: haha [01:43:40] Cait 92487: hahaa [01:43:41] Cait 92487: woo [01:43:51] Cait 92487: *puts a muzzle on .... what was ur name again?( [01:44:03] Alex 92487: O_o Lunch? XD [01:44:12] Cait 92487: OH YEA [01:44:18] Cait 92487: thats what i get for 90 years.. [01:44:23] Alex 92487: XD [01:44:25] Cait 92487: of playin the gravity bill.. [01:44:28] Cait 92487: *payin [01:44:30] Alex 92487: x.x [01:44:42] Cait 92487: Do u know how much gravity costs these days?? [01:44:51] Cait 92487: its 6.95$ per ounce. [01:44:53] Alex 92487: its free [01:44:53] Cait 92487: why.. [01:44:57] Cait 92487: back in the day [01:45:00] Cait 92487: we didnt have to pay it. [01:45:17] Cait 92487: and then [01:45:19] Cait 92487: sunshine was free too. [01:45:24] Cait 92487: now thats even rationed off [01:45:30] Cait 92487: WTF is the world comming to?!?! [01:45:35] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: *snore* [01:45:37] Cait 92487: oy.. [01:45:41] Cait 92487: hmmm. [01:45:47] Alex 92487: XD [01:46:01] Cait 92487: *sigh* [01:46:09] Cait 92487: *gets in her microbed and goes to sleep* [01:46:15] Cait 92487: *the next day* [01:46:15] Cait 92487: mmm [01:46:18] Cait 92487: im hungrey [01:46:20] Cait 92487: Mr. JEff: X_X [01:46:21] Cait 92487: OMG [01:46:22] Cait 92487: MR JEFF [01:46:23] Alex 92487: XD [01:46:23] Cait 92487: WTF [01:46:25] Alex 92487: o.o [01:46:25] Cait 92487: UR ALL BLUE [01:46:26] Cait 92487: AND [01:46:26] Cait 92487: OMKG [01:46:29] Cait 92487: *CALLS 101* [01:46:32] Alex 92487: XDDDDDDDDDD [01:46:37] Cait 92487: 101; hello this is 101 how may i help u [01:47:00] Alex 92487: LMFAO [01:47:02] Alex 92487: Lila: sp00n is an asshat [01:47:05] Alex 92487: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [01:47:06] Cait 92487: Uhm [01:47:08] Cait 92487: my bowl.. [01:47:10] Cait 92487: is all blue. [01:47:12] Cait 92487: and not breathing [01:47:16] Cait 92487: 101: we;ll be right there. [01:47:18] Cait 92487: omg. [01:47:20] Cait 92487: mr. jeff.. [01:47:22] Cait 92487: *touches him* [01:47:24] Cait 92487: OMG UR COLDDD [01:47:25] Cait 92487: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG [01:47:28] Cait 92487: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG [01:47:31] Cait 92487: OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!MMMMMMMMMMGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! [01:47:37] Cait 92487: 101: ok were hre [01:47:39] Cait 92487: OMG HES HERE [01:47:41] Cait 92487: SAVE HIM PLZ ;-; [01:47:49] Cait 92487: 101: im sorry.. he has died... [01:47:51] Cait 92487: ...;-; [01:47:56] Cait 92487: 101: from.. consipation [01:48:05] Cait 92487: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [01:48:09] Cait 92487: ;-; [01:48:10] Cait 92487: jeff... [01:48:13] Cait 92487: jeffy... [01:48:14] Cait 92487: mr jeffy [01:48:17] Cait 92487: WHY!!!!!!!!! [01:48:20] Cait 92487: WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ;-; [01:48:44] Cait 92487: 101: im sorry... [01:48:45] Cait 92487: ;-;. [01:48:48] Cait 92487: 8sniff* [01:48:50] Cait 92487: lunch.. [01:48:54] Cait 92487: *eats lunch* [01:49:01] Cait 92487: *stabs self with a dull spooN( [01:49:03] Cait 92487: *Dies* [01:49:05] Cait 92487: THE END,. [01:49:09] Cait 92487: i am now offically lost my sanity.
[01:27:43] Cait 92487: yay
[01:27:46] Cait 92487: yay for meeeee
[01:27:48] Cait 92487: and my knifeeee
[01:27:51] Cait 92487: mrrr... knife O_O
[01:27:53] Alex 92487: O_O
[01:27:57] Cait 92487: mr. knifee..
[01:27:58] Cait 92487: is
[01:28:01] Cait 92487: in the kitchen
[01:28:01] Cait 92487: =3.
[01:28:05] Cait 92487: i have mr. fork now.
[01:28:05] Alex 92487: =/
[01:28:12] Cait 92487: mr. fork hehe
[01:28:13] Alex 92487: Dont hurt yourself o_O
[01:28:14] Cait 92487: FORK
[01:28:15] Cait 92487: HAHAHAHAHA
[01:28:18] Cait 92487: fork....ie..
[01:28:23] Cait 92487: forkieeee..
[01:28:43] Alex 92487: o.O:
[01:28:50] Alex 92487: *holds you*
[01:28:57] Cait 92487: and
[01:29:00] Cait 92487: what is not aforkie
[01:29:03] Cait 92487: and not a knifey
[01:29:05] Cait 92487: is a SP00NYYYYYYYY
[01:29:06] Cait 92487: WOOOOOOOO
[01:29:10] Cait 92487: i dun have a sp00ny =(
[01:29:10] Alex 92487: o.x
[01:29:14] Alex 92487: *falls*
[01:29:18] Cait 92487: sp00ny
[01:29:19] Cait 92487: is.
[01:29:20] Cait 92487: in the
[01:29:24] Cait 92487: utensil drawer
[01:29:25] Cait 92487: with
[01:29:27] Cait 92487: other mr. forkies
[01:29:32] Cait 92487: and mr. useles sbutterknife
[01:29:34] Alex 92487: I dont care?
[01:29:37] Alex 92487: O_O
[01:29:39] Alex 92487: XD
[01:29:42] Cait 92487: 0o.o
[01:29:44] Cait 92487: u dont care
[01:29:45] Cait 92487: about
[01:29:46] Cait 92487: my
[01:29:47] Cait 92487: forkies..
[01:29:48] Cait 92487: =(
[01:29:52] Alex 92487: XD no
[01:29:56] Alex 92487: or your sp00ny
[01:30:08] Cait 92487: my sp00ny
[01:30:09] Cait 92487: is
[01:30:10] Cait 92487: you
[01:30:10] Cait 92487: cant
[01:30:11] Cait 92487: even
[01:30:13] Cait 92487: eat with a sp00ny
[01:30:15] Cait 92487: well
[01:30:18] Cait 92487: soup u can
[01:30:19] Cait 92487: a little
[01:30:20] Cait 92487: but
[01:30:22] Cait 92487: not chikan..
[01:30:23] Cait 92487: or.
[01:30:23] *** You have been disconnected. Sat Jul 31 01:30:23 2004.
[01:30:49] *** Alex 92487 signed on at Sat Jul 31 01:30:49 2004.
[01:30:52] Alex 92487: O_o;
[01:30:56] Cait 92487: Okaayyy
[01:30:59] Alex 92487: what happened?
[01:31:00] Cait 92487: Mr. trillian
[01:31:04] Cait 92487: didnt like mr. forkie >_>
[01:31:07] Alex 92487: XD
[01:31:07] Cait 92487: <_< [01:31:17] Cait 92487: *stabs mr. trillian with mr. forkieee* [01:31:28] Cait 92487: DIE MR TRILLIANN [01:31:28] Alex 92487: XDDD [01:31:29] Cait 92487: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [01:31:32] Alex 92487: =3 [01:31:32] Cait 92487: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE [01:31:34] Cait 92487: *pants* [01:31:50] Alex 92487: O_o [01:31:57] Alex 92487: *randomly juices* [01:32:02] Cait 92487: RRRRRRRRRRROFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLL [01:32:04] Cait 92487: U CANT JUICEEEEEEEEE [01:32:05] Alex 92487: XDDDDD [01:32:06] Cait 92487: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOFL [01:32:07] Alex 92487: I know [01:32:08] Alex 92487: XDD [01:32:15] Alex 92487: *smiling IRL* [01:32:15] Alex 92487: XD [01:32:17] Cait 92487: XDD [01:32:18] Cait 92487: *me too* [01:32:24] Cait 92487: juicing alexy [01:32:25] Cait 92487: and mr forkie [01:32:27] Cait 92487: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH [01:32:27] Alex 92487: XD [01:32:28] Cait 92487: woooooo [01:32:32] Cait 92487: ooooooooo [01:32:33] Alex 92487: O_o; [01:32:33] Cait 92487: and [01:32:35] Cait 92487: mr. bowley [01:32:39] Cait 92487: with alfredo cheese [01:32:41] Alex 92487: UT oh [01:32:51] Cait 92487: mr. bowley is coated in alfredo cheese. [01:33:38] Cait 92487: MR BOWLEYs name.. [01:33:40] Cait 92487: is Jeff.. [01:33:44] Cait 92487: Jeff mc. cheesey. [01:33:46] Alex 92487: XD okay... [01:33:47] Cait 92487: hi jeff ^_^ [01:33:53] Alex 92487: XD [01:33:57] Cait 92487: hi alex. [01:33:58] Cait 92487: juicey alex [01:33:59] Cait 92487: mmmm [01:34:03] Alex 92487: XDDDDDDDDDD!!! [01:34:08] Cait 92487: *chews on alexys juicey fingers* [01:34:13] Cait 92487: juicey alex meet mr. jeff [01:34:15] Cait 92487: *they shake* [01:34:16] Cait 92487: good. [01:34:17] Cait 92487: now. [01:34:19] Alex 92487: XDDDDDD [01:34:21] Cait 92487: we can have a tea partyu. [01:34:22] Alex 92487: dude [01:34:26] Alex 92487: you're like Jace [01:34:37] Cait 92487: 0.o [01:34:38] Alex 92487: rambling on about stuff I couldnt care less about [01:34:39] Alex 92487: XD [01:34:40] Cait 92487: imnot jace.. [01:34:43] Cait 92487: I am.. [01:34:54] Cait 92487: Frida Bailey [01:35:00] Cait 92487: And this is Jeff Mc Cheesey [01:35:13] Cait 92487: Jeff McCheesey is my fiancé [01:35:17] Cait 92487: ad i have to sneeze. [01:35:36] Cait 92487: OMG [01:35:39] Cait 92487: I NEED TO SNEEZE NOW. [01:35:44] Alex 92487: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [01:35:47] Cait 92487: NOWWWWWWWWW [01:35:51] Cait 92487: *sniffs jeff* [01:36:07] Alex 92487: XDDDD [01:36:13] Alex 92487: why touch fudge [01:36:13] Alex 92487: XD [01:36:30] Cait 92487: *hic* [01:36:32] Cait 92487: oooo [01:36:36] Cait 92487: fudge is yummy [01:36:39] Cait 92487: chocolateyy.. [01:36:41] Cait 92487: mmmm.. [01:36:44] Cait 92487: just like mr. pie. [01:36:47] Alex 92487: XD [01:36:50] Cait 92487: mr. pie was good wasnt it, mr. jeff? [01:36:57] Cait 92487: mr Jeff: mM but u ate him all [01:37:05] Cait 92487: OH IM SORRY MR. JEFF U CAN HAVE SOME TOMARROW [01:37:10] Alex 92487: XDDD [01:37:11] Alex 92487: *jumps into Jeff the bowl* :D [01:37:14] Cait 92487: Mr Jeff: ok welllets get on with that tea party now. [01:37:15] Cait 92487: o_O [01:37:22] Cait 92487: juicey alex is in you jeff. [01:37:27] Cait 92487: Jeff: hmm *shits him out* [01:37:30] Cait 92487: o no. [01:37:35] Cait 92487: he isa shit turd now. [01:37:35] Alex 92487: XD [01:37:38] Cait 92487: a juicey [01:37:39] Cait 92487: well [01:37:42] Cait 92487: hes not a turd [01:37:46] Cait 92487: *washes him off* [01:37:46] Alex 92487: wtf [01:37:46] Alex 92487: O_o [01:37:46] Alex 92487: XDDDDDDDDD [01:37:49] Cait 92487: *puts him in a cage* [01:37:50] Cait 92487: there. [01:37:50] Cait 92487: now [01:37:58] Alex 92487: rofl [01:37:59] Alex 92487: yay [01:38:00] Cait 92487: *gets some tea and puts it on a table* [01:38:02] Cait 92487: *Sips* [01:38:12] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: *sips* Mmmm... its quite good. what is it? [01:38:13] Alex 92487: o.o [01:38:21] Cait 92487: Why mr. jeffis is J00 MAMA tea. [01:38:28] Alex 92487: DDD [01:38:30] Alex 92487: XDDD [01:39:05] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: hmm this J00 MAMA tea is good. [01:39:13] Cait 92487: Yes i made in your mom. which is hte bigger bowl.. [01:39:15] Alex 92487: o.o [01:39:21] Cait 92487: Jeffs mom: but i died now so =( [01:39:47] Alex 92487: O.o [01:39:52] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: YES [01:39:54] Cait 92487: what? [01:40:00] Alex 92487: *bangs on his cage bars and bitches at Jeff* [01:40:00] Cait 92487: Mr Jeff: I INTERIT HER POOL [01:40:02] Cait 92487: YAY!@!! [01:40:09] Alex 92487: o.o [01:40:09] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: shut up lunch. [01:40:14] Alex 92487: XD [01:40:28] Cait 92487: ahh [01:40:30] Alex 92487: *throws feces at you and jeff* [01:40:30] Cait 92487: Jeff. [01:40:34] Alex 92487: o.o [01:40:34] Cait 92487: leave Lunch alone [01:40:42] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: Im sorry Frieda [01:40:45] Cait 92487: ok good. [01:40:46] Cait 92487: Now. [01:40:49] Cait 92487: we should go durfing? [01:40:52] Cait 92487: *surfing [01:40:53] Alex 92487: O_o [01:41:02] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: noo i dont have any legs.. [01:41:03] Cait 92487: Ahhh [01:41:04] Cait 92487: i forgot.. [01:41:06] Cait 92487: hmm [01:41:08] Alex 92487: XD [01:41:10] Cait 92487: perhaps video games.. [01:41:15] Cait 92487: Mrr. Jeff: no arms =( [01:41:16] Cait 92487: ahh [01:41:17] Cait 92487: damn [01:41:19] Alex 92487: XDDDDDD [01:41:20] Cait 92487: my memorys gettin to me. [01:41:35] Alex 92487: Cait..my face hurts IRL from smiling so much XDD [01:41:37] Cait 92487: thats what i get... [01:41:38] Cait 92487: for.. [01:41:43] Cait 92487: 90 years,,, [01:41:51] Cait 92487: of payin the gravity bill. [01:42:04] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: Yeah =(.. i was never born so i dunno how old i am ;-; [01:42:09] Cait 92487: AWW THATS SO SAD ;-; [01:42:15] Cait 92487: I dub you alive starting today. [01:42:20] Cait 92487: March 34th, 2056 [01:42:30] Alex 92487: XD [01:42:56] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: *tear* [01:42:58] Cait 92487: ^_^ [01:43:06] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: I LOVE YOU FRIDA UR SO NICE TO ME. [01:43:08] Alex 92487: o.o [01:43:10] Cait 92487: oh jeff.. i love you too.. [01:43:18] Alex 92487: *Throws Feces at Frieda* [01:43:23] Cait 92487: ow. [01:43:26] Alex 92487: XD [01:43:26] Cait 92487: u fucktart. [01:43:31] Cait 92487: poperr.. [01:43:35] Cait 92487: fuckatart popper [01:43:38] Alex 92487: rofl [01:43:38] Cait 92487: haha [01:43:40] Cait 92487: hahaa [01:43:41] Cait 92487: woo [01:43:51] Cait 92487: *puts a muzzle on .... what was ur name again?( [01:44:03] Alex 92487: O_o Lunch? XD [01:44:12] Cait 92487: OH YEA [01:44:18] Cait 92487: thats what i get for 90 years.. [01:44:23] Alex 92487: XD [01:44:25] Cait 92487: of playin the gravity bill.. [01:44:28] Cait 92487: *payin [01:44:30] Alex 92487: x.x [01:44:42] Cait 92487: Do u know how much gravity costs these days?? [01:44:51] Cait 92487: its 6.95$ per ounce. [01:44:53] Alex 92487: its free [01:44:53] Cait 92487: why.. [01:44:57] Cait 92487: back in the day [01:45:00] Cait 92487: we didnt have to pay it. [01:45:17] Cait 92487: and then [01:45:19] Cait 92487: sunshine was free too. [01:45:24] Cait 92487: now thats even rationed off [01:45:30] Cait 92487: WTF is the world comming to?!?! [01:45:35] Cait 92487: Mr. Jeff: *snore* [01:45:37] Cait 92487: oy.. [01:45:41] Cait 92487: hmmm. [01:45:47] Alex 92487: XD [01:46:01] Cait 92487: *sigh* [01:46:09] Cait 92487: *gets in her microbed and goes to sleep* [01:46:15] Cait 92487: *the next day* [01:46:15] Cait 92487: mmm [01:46:18] Cait 92487: im hungrey [01:46:20] Cait 92487: Mr. JEff: X_X [01:46:21] Cait 92487: OMG [01:46:22] Cait 92487: MR JEFF [01:46:23] Alex 92487: XD [01:46:23] Cait 92487: WTF [01:46:25] Alex 92487: o.o [01:46:25] Cait 92487: UR ALL BLUE [01:46:26] Cait 92487: AND [01:46:26] Cait 92487: OMKG [01:46:29] Cait 92487: *CALLS 101* [01:46:32] Alex 92487: XDDDDDDDDDD [01:46:37] Cait 92487: 101; hello this is 101 how may i help u [01:47:00] Alex 92487: LMFAO [01:47:02] Alex 92487: Lila: sp00n is an asshat [01:47:05] Alex 92487: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [01:47:06] Cait 92487: Uhm [01:47:08] Cait 92487: my bowl.. [01:47:10] Cait 92487: is all blue. [01:47:12] Cait 92487: and not breathing [01:47:16] Cait 92487: 101: we;ll be right there. [01:47:18] Cait 92487: omg. [01:47:20] Cait 92487: mr. jeff.. [01:47:22] Cait 92487: *touches him* [01:47:24] Cait 92487: OMG UR COLDDD [01:47:25] Cait 92487: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG [01:47:28] Cait 92487: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG [01:47:31] Cait 92487: OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!MMMMMMMMMMGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! [01:47:37] Cait 92487: 101: ok were hre [01:47:39] Cait 92487: OMG HES HERE [01:47:41] Cait 92487: SAVE HIM PLZ ;-; [01:47:49] Cait 92487: 101: im sorry.. he has died... [01:47:51] Cait 92487: ...;-; [01:47:56] Cait 92487: 101: from.. consipation [01:48:05] Cait 92487: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [01:48:09] Cait 92487: ;-; [01:48:10] Cait 92487: jeff... [01:48:13] Cait 92487: jeffy... [01:48:14] Cait 92487: mr jeffy [01:48:17] Cait 92487: WHY!!!!!!!!! [01:48:20] Cait 92487: WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ;-; [01:48:44] Cait 92487: 101: im sorry... [01:48:45] Cait 92487: ;-;. [01:48:48] Cait 92487: 8sniff* [01:48:50] Cait 92487: lunch.. [01:48:54] Cait 92487: *eats lunch* [01:49:01] Cait 92487: *stabs self with a dull spooN( [01:49:03] Cait 92487: *Dies* [01:49:05] Cait 92487: THE END,. [01:49:09] Cait 92487: i am now offically lost my sanity.
