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caitaroDude. This once kid.. got sent to jail becuase he wrote "i did it" in his journal. Or as they call it.. his "Blog" Blog is such a retarded word. I hate it. It's forbidden in my religion.
Anyway
Maybe HE didnt write it in his journal.
Maybe someone used his computer and just put that in his journal.
Maybe someone h4xx0red his account and put that in there..
Lol
OMg people are so stupid
what if i put in my journal
"I SENT ANTHRAX TO NIGERIA!!"
Would they arrest me?
lol.
Its too funny.
What if this isnt even Caitlin?
What if its Cory?
What if its Shane?
What if its Bob S. Dole?
I dont know
All i can say is
The government is stupid.
Thats riight. You heard me. YOU SUCK. BIG TIME.
Hey. I found a sticker that suits you!
Yeah! Stick THAT in your blunt and SMOKE IT!
Ok. Mr. GOVERNMENT. WHY... If someone buys things over the internet.. then you decide. "OH. I think im going to make everyone 3 Grand poorer who have bought from the internet by overchargine sales tax.. That SHOULDNT even be there. Yeah. Im an idiot. I Think I'll do that."
So.. My mom bought cigarettes from the internet. Why? Because they're RIDICULOUSLY AND TOTALLY UDDERLY TOO FRIGGIN EXPENSIVE. Remember Prohibition? Yeah. People still drank. They just looked to other means to get it. Did you charge sales tax on THEM? HELL. NO.
So do you REALLY think its fair to charge those people sales tax? Cuz like. Ok. So Esmokes was selling things to people. Where was Esmokes getting the cigarettes from? You should charge /THEM/ the EFFING TAX! THEY ARE /THE ONES/ who OBTAINED it in the FIRST PLACE. DUH!
But thats not the worst part.
My mom bought them with a credit card that also /happened/ to have my dads name on it too.
So.. My mom went and died alright?
And now what? You STILL demand the FLUCKING MONEY!?!? even though my mom JUST FRIGGIN ARSE DIED!??!!?!? when ALL your going to blow it on.. is to pay the STUPID IDIOTIC athletes in FOOT BALL GAMES. Or maybe to pave a road that an old lady and her cat lives on. Or maybe to buy ILLEGAL DRUGS AND DISTERBUTE THEM TO 6th GRADERS!!!!!! Yeah.. you THINK we dont know your plans. But i do. I know EVERYTHING.
Didnt you think we had to go through enough with my mom dying? we had to pay for THAT too!! and now you demand it. Well. My mom KINDA bought the cigarettes. Not my dad. So now she died. and your charging HIM? How the HELL is THAT fair?
Ok. Picture this. Bob Dole IS married to Jo Ann Dole. Jo Ann Dole has a credit card with Bob Dole. Jo Ann decides to buy the entire earth's supply of Crystal Meth With her credit card. Which costs 314159255358979323$. Then She decides to kill herself. Because.. She can. Now is Bob Dole going to have to pay the $ 314159255358979323 because of Jo Ann's STUPIDITY??!
HELLO. GEORGE W. BUSH ARE YOU *STUPID*? That is NOT fair. Ok. Think about if YOUR wife did that to YOU. You were stuck paying the government 314159255358979323$ That they were gunna blow on some stupid crap. Like a new suit signed by Leonardo Davinci off ebay for 45.23 million dollars. Or something stupid. Yeah
Government is stupid. Yes you mr. Government. ^_^
So guess what. We're poor now. Yeah. We cant afford to keep our house anymore. Because we dont have 2 people working. And social security isnt even enough. That social security FOR ME AND CORY>. goes to pay the house biills. Its ridiculous. Ok? Like 1,000$ a month. For this little dinky house.. like in the middle of nowhere. So that social security just GOES to WASTE.
I swear. Someday I'll be the ruler of the world. I'll set everything strait. Everything will be fair in all cases. In case you dont like the idea of me Ruling you.. heres some things you can do to like. Improoove..
- Do a mandatory Drug test for all middle and high schools. Whoever tests positive gets kicked out.
- Dont charge tax on stupid things. Come on. We're already being taxed enough as it is. Ok. Do you really think your cool by charging tax at some 6 year old's garage sale? No. It's not cool. You're just lame.
- Try to enlarge the middle class. believe it or not.. the middle class is shrinking. Povery level is rising.. and The high class is ... relatively staying the same i suppose. But like. Ok if some rich dude.. has a job of picking his nose. Dont pay him 300$ per second to do it. The rich dont NEED more money.. Just.. you should disperse it a bit ok? Like Give some to the poor people.
- Dont try to run other peoples lives. Look if someone WANTS to not wear their seatbelt and get killed. Let them. If a hobo doesnt WANT a house. He LIKES living in a sewer pipe, Let him.
- Freedom of Speech. For Real. On that check my dad has to send you for your 3,000$ If he wrote "Heres your money bastards now go to hell" in the comment box thingy He'd prolly be arrested right? Well he has the RIGHT to say that because.. you.. are.. stupid!
- Get some real Mores. Ok. People are paying big money. To have breast implants. And Makeup. And shaping their eyebrows into little rainbows. Why dont you enforce the "looks arent everything" rule? Because looks arent everything. And anyone that thinks that.. should be shot. There is SO many more important things in life then "OMG IS MY EYEBROWS SMALL ENOUGH!?!?" Like. Will that asteroid REALLY hit us in 2036? Will there REALLY be a depression in 2025? Will the world REALLY end December 22-23rd 2005? which is TOMARROW AND FRIDAY mind you!
- Porn. Yeah. 2 words. Get rid of it. Altogether. Its wrong. Just. Kill it. Yeah. do it.
- Drugs, Cigaretts, Alcohol. Get rid of them too. Complete prohibition. Just do it. It'd be for the good of EVERYONE.
- Age Discrimination - Get rid of this too. Just because you're 12 years old doesnt mean you shouldnt watch a PG13 movie. JUST because your 15 doesnt mean you CANT get your lisence. IT should be based on MATURITY level. I am *SO* *SO* Much more mature than 99.9999999999% of all people i know. And guess what? I dont have my lisence. Yeah. I'm 17. 50 hours is ridiculous. Maybe if i was allowed to drive with my parents earlier on, i wouldnt be so FKING paranoid about all of it!
- Many other things i could talk about but my dad needs the PHONE. SO i MIGHT continue this LATER.
Or maybe ill just commit suicide so i wont have to worry about any of anyones stupidity. EVER. AGAIN.
OH! Dont like this post?
Anyway
Maybe HE didnt write it in his journal.
Maybe someone used his computer and just put that in his journal.
Maybe someone h4xx0red his account and put that in there..
Lol
OMg people are so stupid
what if i put in my journal
"I SENT ANTHRAX TO NIGERIA!!"
Would they arrest me?
lol.
Its too funny.
What if this isnt even Caitlin?
What if its Cory?
What if its Shane?
What if its Bob S. Dole?
I dont know
All i can say is
The government is stupid.
Thats riight. You heard me. YOU SUCK. BIG TIME.
Hey. I found a sticker that suits you!
Yeah! Stick THAT in your blunt and SMOKE IT!
Ok. Mr. GOVERNMENT. WHY... If someone buys things over the internet.. then you decide. "OH. I think im going to make everyone 3 Grand poorer who have bought from the internet by overchargine sales tax.. That SHOULDNT even be there. Yeah. Im an idiot. I Think I'll do that."
So.. My mom bought cigarettes from the internet. Why? Because they're RIDICULOUSLY AND TOTALLY UDDERLY TOO FRIGGIN EXPENSIVE. Remember Prohibition? Yeah. People still drank. They just looked to other means to get it. Did you charge sales tax on THEM? HELL. NO.
So do you REALLY think its fair to charge those people sales tax? Cuz like. Ok. So Esmokes was selling things to people. Where was Esmokes getting the cigarettes from? You should charge /THEM/ the EFFING TAX! THEY ARE /THE ONES/ who OBTAINED it in the FIRST PLACE. DUH!
But thats not the worst part.
My mom bought them with a credit card that also /happened/ to have my dads name on it too.
So.. My mom went and died alright?
And now what? You STILL demand the FLUCKING MONEY!?!? even though my mom JUST FRIGGIN ARSE DIED!??!!?!? when ALL your going to blow it on.. is to pay the STUPID IDIOTIC athletes in FOOT BALL GAMES. Or maybe to pave a road that an old lady and her cat lives on. Or maybe to buy ILLEGAL DRUGS AND DISTERBUTE THEM TO 6th GRADERS!!!!!! Yeah.. you THINK we dont know your plans. But i do. I know EVERYTHING.
Didnt you think we had to go through enough with my mom dying? we had to pay for THAT too!! and now you demand it. Well. My mom KINDA bought the cigarettes. Not my dad. So now she died. and your charging HIM? How the HELL is THAT fair?
Ok. Picture this. Bob Dole IS married to Jo Ann Dole. Jo Ann Dole has a credit card with Bob Dole. Jo Ann decides to buy the entire earth's supply of Crystal Meth With her credit card. Which costs 314159255358979323$. Then She decides to kill herself. Because.. She can. Now is Bob Dole going to have to pay the $ 314159255358979323 because of Jo Ann's STUPIDITY??!
HELLO. GEORGE W. BUSH ARE YOU *STUPID*? That is NOT fair. Ok. Think about if YOUR wife did that to YOU. You were stuck paying the government 314159255358979323$ That they were gunna blow on some stupid crap. Like a new suit signed by Leonardo Davinci off ebay for 45.23 million dollars. Or something stupid. Yeah
Government is stupid. Yes you mr. Government. ^_^
So guess what. We're poor now. Yeah. We cant afford to keep our house anymore. Because we dont have 2 people working. And social security isnt even enough. That social security FOR ME AND CORY>. goes to pay the house biills. Its ridiculous. Ok? Like 1,000$ a month. For this little dinky house.. like in the middle of nowhere. So that social security just GOES to WASTE.
I swear. Someday I'll be the ruler of the world. I'll set everything strait. Everything will be fair in all cases. In case you dont like the idea of me Ruling you.. heres some things you can do to like. Improoove..
- Do a mandatory Drug test for all middle and high schools. Whoever tests positive gets kicked out.
- Dont charge tax on stupid things. Come on. We're already being taxed enough as it is. Ok. Do you really think your cool by charging tax at some 6 year old's garage sale? No. It's not cool. You're just lame.
- Try to enlarge the middle class. believe it or not.. the middle class is shrinking. Povery level is rising.. and The high class is ... relatively staying the same i suppose. But like. Ok if some rich dude.. has a job of picking his nose. Dont pay him 300$ per second to do it. The rich dont NEED more money.. Just.. you should disperse it a bit ok? Like Give some to the poor people.
- Dont try to run other peoples lives. Look if someone WANTS to not wear their seatbelt and get killed. Let them. If a hobo doesnt WANT a house. He LIKES living in a sewer pipe, Let him.
- Freedom of Speech. For Real. On that check my dad has to send you for your 3,000$ If he wrote "Heres your money bastards now go to hell" in the comment box thingy He'd prolly be arrested right? Well he has the RIGHT to say that because.. you.. are.. stupid!
- Get some real Mores. Ok. People are paying big money. To have breast implants. And Makeup. And shaping their eyebrows into little rainbows. Why dont you enforce the "looks arent everything" rule? Because looks arent everything. And anyone that thinks that.. should be shot. There is SO many more important things in life then "OMG IS MY EYEBROWS SMALL ENOUGH!?!?" Like. Will that asteroid REALLY hit us in 2036? Will there REALLY be a depression in 2025? Will the world REALLY end December 22-23rd 2005? which is TOMARROW AND FRIDAY mind you!
- Porn. Yeah. 2 words. Get rid of it. Altogether. Its wrong. Just. Kill it. Yeah. do it.
- Drugs, Cigaretts, Alcohol. Get rid of them too. Complete prohibition. Just do it. It'd be for the good of EVERYONE.
- Age Discrimination - Get rid of this too. Just because you're 12 years old doesnt mean you shouldnt watch a PG13 movie. JUST because your 15 doesnt mean you CANT get your lisence. IT should be based on MATURITY level. I am *SO* *SO* Much more mature than 99.9999999999% of all people i know. And guess what? I dont have my lisence. Yeah. I'm 17. 50 hours is ridiculous. Maybe if i was allowed to drive with my parents earlier on, i wouldnt be so FKING paranoid about all of it!
- Many other things i could talk about but my dad needs the PHONE. SO i MIGHT continue this LATER.
Or maybe ill just commit suicide so i wont have to worry about any of anyones stupidity. EVER. AGAIN.
OH! Dont like this post?
