mondays bl0w

so tired...

must sleepp

;_;

*DIES*

we had an appt like.. last thursday..


and shes alll "OMFFGGGGGGGG COLLEGEE""

and today i talked to el JCC people and they are like...

"OMG SELL ME YOUR SOULL!"

THE ARMY IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SOUUUULLL!!!!!

ok so the army calls me today and theyre all

"
army: what are you going to do next year?Sellyoursoultobush.
cait: prolly go to college
army: is that all?jointhearmynowbeotch
Cait: maybe computers..
army: hey you could go do computers with the army!ISAIDONYOURKNEESBEOTCH You get 40,000$ and puts you through college!!!!Nottomentionifyoudieinthearmy,thatmoneygoesbacktobushs'privatestraponfund
Cait: Ok........
army: blah de friggin arse blah *insert about 70,000 subliminal messages*
cait: plz.. just.. leave me alone..


"

and i TOLD dad i didnt want to talk to them..

cuz they are full of POO...

and hes like "OH SHES RIGHT HERE !!! :DDD"
so afterwards

im like

"dad... if anyone EVER calls me EVER again and is not k00l ppl.... I'm either... a.) not home b.) quadraplegic or c.) not willing to sell my soul to bush"

and i wrote it on the dry erase board..

ya..


dumbass government people trying to steal my soul then kill my helpless body.