caitaro | Jul. 13th, 2008

..ok so my dad is a complete idiot..

not that noone knew that already, but.. Yeah..

every saturday night. . . . he goes to the bar... and he comes home around 2am.. cuz bar closes at 1am...

He didn't come home last night... I stayed up tiill 6am waiting, but nothing.

because of my god forsaken fucking paranoia, i keep thinking, OMG the cops are gunna come... tell me he was in a car accident... and he was beheaded... and omggggg........

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So i went to bed.... cuz i had nothing better to do...

I get up today and the black car is still gone.. and as usual, im freakin out...

So I go out in the kitchen and he's out there and the black car is like.. in some random place...

So i ask him where the hell he was last night..

Karl "well me and colleen went on a shopping spree last night at walmart~~~ we got home at midnight then we went to walmart till 4"
Cait "...and after you spend "1600 dollars" this week you go on a SHOPPING SPREE???"
Karl "I didn't spend anything.. Colleen was shopping."
Cait "...So she needed you there to hold her hand? She cant do it by herself??"
Karl "She just hates shopping... so its nice to have company"
Cait *thinking* "Umm..... wtf... why would she go to walmart for FOUR HOURS if she HATES shopping. Noone spends that much time at walmart"
Karl "She doesn't know where everything is, and her list was all over the place.. so we had to run around the store to find things, and then get refridgerated stuff last."
Cait ".................... after x amount of years of going to walmart every week, she DOENST KNOW WHERE THE HELL THINGS ARE!?!?!?!"
Karl "Some people dont.."
Cait: *thinking* Hmm walmart for 4 hours.. either shes a complete total RETARD... or hes making up some excuse where they stayed at her house and had hawt lesbionic secks for 4 hrs
Cait: "...yeah and those people are idiots..."
*Cait walks away*

this colleen person is.. just..

the STUPIDEST PERSON... i have EVER MET..

she doesn't know how to get to jackson...
She cant buy video games for her own kid.. she has to send my dad to get them....
..she has to have my dad fix EVERY LITTLE BLITHERING THING SHE HAS.. like patching up her pool ring... CANT do that.. Tightening the door hinge... WHO Doesn't KNOW HOW TO RIGHTEN A DOOR HINGE!!??!?!!? YOU PUT A FRICKIN SCREW DRIVER IN AND TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I seriously dont know how i can function in this world full of complete idiots....

Oh wait.

I dont function XD

i sit here all day.. complain, bitch, and whine about everything thats wrong with the world... (or maybe just the US?) Without doing anything myself.

No matter.

as long as i am alone, irl. it makes me happy.

..and my plans for world domination are ruined because of the dumbass people at michigan works.. I cant get their money.. go to college.. MAYBE get a job.... so i can move to some remote place.. or perhaps some african tribe, i duno.. where people wont be so DAMN SUPERFICIAL..

so i can be myself.. figure out and DO what i REALLY wanna do... and maybe not feel like this giant waste of space...