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caitaroPimpy Pimp and the Super Ho
69 years ago, on the long street corner of Pimpland there was a Pimpy pimp deluxe named Caitlin . Pimpy pimp deluxe Caitlin was having minor difficulties selling his merchandise : three hoes named Shane , Travis , and Cory . You see Shane had somewhat of a drug problem. She/he was always shooting up big elevator in her/his spl33n . Travis was well known for having 42 STDs! Nobody wanted her/him. Cory was just plain hairy ! super mac daddy dog diggidy Caitlin was about to give up, when all the sudden coming down the street was the fliest super hooker he ever laid his hard bokki on. She was humping down the side walk drinking a 35 ounce of tequila . I'M RANDY scrumdiddlyumcious pimp playa Caitlin screamed, she has got to be my fuzzy b00b ! . Pimp masta flash grabbed the fresh phat hooker by her ovaries and flung her down to his knees. You have got to be my eggy train station , he said, or else I will runing you till you are gr33n in the nipp le ! She looked up at him with sad in her spleen and said, Were in da haus f00 . From then on the king of slappin down silly bitches Caitlin 's business was f0 shizzle my nizzle fo shizzle ! The End
.......OMG Travis has 42 STDs XD
69 years ago, on the long street corner of Pimpland there was a Pimpy pimp deluxe named Caitlin . Pimpy pimp deluxe Caitlin was having minor difficulties selling his merchandise : three hoes named Shane , Travis , and Cory . You see Shane had somewhat of a drug problem. She/he was always shooting up big elevator in her/his spl33n . Travis was well known for having 42 STDs! Nobody wanted her/him. Cory was just plain hairy ! super mac daddy dog diggidy Caitlin was about to give up, when all the sudden coming down the street was the fliest super hooker he ever laid his hard bokki on. She was humping down the side walk drinking a 35 ounce of tequila . I'M RANDY scrumdiddlyumcious pimp playa Caitlin screamed, she has got to be my fuzzy b00b ! . Pimp masta flash grabbed the fresh phat hooker by her ovaries and flung her down to his knees. You have got to be my eggy train station , he said, or else I will runing you till you are gr33n in the nipp le ! She looked up at him with sad in her spleen and said, Were in da haus f00 . From then on the king of slappin down silly bitches Caitlin 's business was f0 shizzle my nizzle fo shizzle ! The End
.......OMG Travis has 42 STDs XD
