wtf limericks

[caitaro]

My friend Travis had a huge dilma
He licked it and rode on a puma
He looked at his teeth
put it back in his sheath
and drank a whole gallon of plasma


THAT one sucks cuz like nothing rhymes with dilma
and i was debating between plasma and vodka >_> lol


One night i saw a huge bokki
it looked like a packet of pokki!
i jumped out of bed
it was made out of lead
but turned out to be bullwinkle and rocky

OMG XD

I think i'm in love with my belt loop
When i see pants i feel my mouth droop
like entering combat
but its really my cat
my poor little baby mr. snoop

this is.. ode to snoop.. XD

What's on my bed, a pile of juice?
what's your excuse? it comes from a moose?
It came from your panties?
It smells like your kidneys!
Ok.. lets just go watch footloose :)

another ode to snoop XD

YOU ARE ALL FILTHY EARTH CREATURES
NOTHING is good, not a single feature
you pirate, you fool!
GET OFF emule!
i hate all you stinking leechers!

LMFAO this just came about.. i guess

i have nothing against leechers.. or emule
XD
but i do against earth creatures :O


O NO! we appear to have been teh shipwrecks!
and we are headed twords that large vortex
come here mr. surgeon
im not dyin' a virgin!
by the way i'm johnny, lets have secks!

This is to that movie.. XD!!!


Im 19 my names Mr. Abbot
Id like you to support my habit!
I'd like some weed
but not to feed...
my smexi friend cait's rabbit.


druggiess XP

O NO LOOK ITS A FOOT FROM TOOTER!
wait no thats queen slut's hooter
just look at that slut
with the implanted butt
i think id rather be a neuter


i dont even know

but thats it for today cuz its 3:30 and stuff bi