omg -_-

[caitaro]

Heres a list of stupid ass things that larry the cable guy says.. that my dad has laughed about / i think is incredibly stupid


"HURR HURR I FARTED I NA INAPROPRIATE TIEM!~ HURRR~~"
"ur not wearin a bra lololololzz.." "is that a problem?" "Makes me wanna get a snowconelolzozlzolz"
"hurr ur names buttin and ur buttin in hrr thats funny hrr"
"he was playing peakaboo with a brown snake and his butthole"
"*speaking french*" "Jane i didn tknow you spoke spanish!"
"hrr hrr.. rats ass. .we just talkin bout thohsee hrhrhrha haahhrhrhr"
"im so hungry i cuuuld eat a butthole out of askunkz~~"
"U got 1 of them toilets that shoots cold water up yer buttholle?"
"did so and so have a backup plan when he shaved his pubes with a rusty kitchen knife??"
"Me n donnie n hiss nuts"
"im a womna nad i have nipples so perky that could cut flab"
"Do you even know what kanoodling means?" "to kanooodle"
"youre fired up more than rosie o donnell at a tittie bar"
"youre goin down you piece of crap" "NU IM A FLOATER"



and omg, i told dad that is is criminal to think this kind of shit is funny.

IT's as about as funny as child pr0n.

its like..

me saying

"HR I LIKE STICKING WORMS UP MAI BUTT"

is that funny"?
no.
its sick.
and stupid.

so i automatically hate anyone who likes this crap >_>