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caitaroOmg XD
Cait: Cory do I have huge breasts?
Cory: ...yes
Cait: Cory do i have a big butt?
Cory: ...no
XDDD wtf??
Cait: Cory when you were doing that disterbing thing with the kleenex, were you thinking of danielle
Cory: blank face
Cait: Where you thinking of Shauna?
Cory: Blank face
Cait: were you thinking of Howard
Cory: *raises his eyebrows and smiles*
XDDDDD
Ok and this is my attempt at trying to explain homosexuality to my dad.
Dad: LIke why are people gay?~
Cait: OOOOkay, like... Becuase they think that dudes are attractive.
Dad: why not girls
Cait: because like, omg, I duno how it works with you guys, but when you see Savory your man parts tingle or whatever~ but when you see a dude they dont or something.
Dad: I wasnt serious about the Savory thing
Cait: I know, But okay here lemme explain in a way I can relate to a bit.. Like.. If you see some recees peices.. you say "OOOH!! Piece of candy ^_^_^_^^" but when you see like.. Spinich you are like "ewieee gross" I guess that's like it. Someone is going to like recees pieces weither or not they are supposed to like recees or spinich.
Dad: Yeah but like why do they care~
Cait: With ME.. becuase i consider myself asexual, I think people that are straight or homosexual are like, close minded.. Because like~ Who cares if its a dude or not. Well they care cuz they are sexually attracted or whatever. BUt me, no i dont care. Because im not sexually attracted to ANYONE.. All that im looking for is personality. so that personality could be a girl or a boy, i dont care.... BUt that's in the INCREDIBLY unlikely event I would EVER EVER find someone that I liked. But i dont like.. Like Anyone Ever~~ Because I'm a mean grumpy lady who demands perfection and OCDs and stoicism and whatnot XDDDD
Dad: OK, um... Um hopefully it's a boy
Cait: ROFLMAO *laugh for like hours*
XDDDDDD
I basically told my dad im bi-asexual and he started freaking out.
ehehheeheheh..
God i am..... smoooth XD
Cait: Cory do I have huge breasts?
Cory: ...yes
Cait: Cory do i have a big butt?
Cory: ...no
XDDD wtf??
Cait: Cory when you were doing that disterbing thing with the kleenex, were you thinking of danielle
Cory: blank face
Cait: Where you thinking of Shauna?
Cory: Blank face
Cait: were you thinking of Howard
Cory: *raises his eyebrows and smiles*
XDDDDD
Ok and this is my attempt at trying to explain homosexuality to my dad.
Dad: LIke why are people gay?~
Cait: OOOOkay, like... Becuase they think that dudes are attractive.
Dad: why not girls
Cait: because like, omg, I duno how it works with you guys, but when you see Savory your man parts tingle or whatever~ but when you see a dude they dont or something.
Dad: I wasnt serious about the Savory thing
Cait: I know, But okay here lemme explain in a way I can relate to a bit.. Like.. If you see some recees peices.. you say "OOOH!! Piece of candy ^_^_^_^^" but when you see like.. Spinich you are like "ewieee gross" I guess that's like it. Someone is going to like recees pieces weither or not they are supposed to like recees or spinich.
Dad: Yeah but like why do they care~
Cait: With ME.. becuase i consider myself asexual, I think people that are straight or homosexual are like, close minded.. Because like~ Who cares if its a dude or not. Well they care cuz they are sexually attracted or whatever. BUt me, no i dont care. Because im not sexually attracted to ANYONE.. All that im looking for is personality. so that personality could be a girl or a boy, i dont care.... BUt that's in the INCREDIBLY unlikely event I would EVER EVER find someone that I liked. But i dont like.. Like Anyone Ever~~ Because I'm a mean grumpy lady who demands perfection and OCDs and stoicism and whatnot XDDDD
Dad: OK, um... Um hopefully it's a boy
Cait: ROFLMAO *laugh for like hours*
XDDDDDD
I basically told my dad im bi-asexual and he started freaking out.
ehehheeheheh..
God i am..... smoooth XD
