OMG ROFLWAFFLES!!!!!

[caitaro]

OMG the dish guys came XD therye still here as i type this...

but OMG ITS SOO FUNNYYYY..

But first the scary part..

we were goin out there to show em where the dish was.. and this BEE Comes up next to me and is like RAPING me... and OMG ><< it was so horrible. it WOULDNT GO AWAY

and the dish network guy was like "Geez that bee really likes you"

and im like "><" and OMG IT SUCKKEEDD

but i just walked forward and it went away, thank WHITEFACE.

No stinging..

Ok anyway

the funny part.



They started taking our old dish out... and they came inside and asked for some bug spray...

I was like "?"

They said theres an ARSELOAD of ants INSIDE of the dish.. Built up inside the LMB and EVERYTHING ROFL!!!!

so i was like "ok.. here" *hands wasp spray*

so they went back...


and they came back a couple minutes later asking for a broom.. to sweep the ants out with

Hes like "dude i am not even kidding you there are a LOT of ants come see for yourself!!!"

So i was like "okay!"

so i got my sandles on and came out and looked..

There were a bunch of ants on the ground.

not JUST ants.. but ant LARVA.. white.. and huge.. XD

they started freaking out like "OOMG ANTS GET OFFF MEEEEE" and they just CHUCKED our old dish down and wiped their hands on their shirts.

Now these arent dorky people either..

Theyre the "I play basketball and shave my head to make me look cool" type!! ROFLROFL!!!

So it was hillarious!!!!

They said "Weve had to deal with wasp nests and stuff before but NEVER ants"

and i said "It probably wasnt helping the signal at all would it, haha"

they said "Chhhyea talk about overheating.."

hahahaa.. So theyre putting the new dish up..

They dont think we'll be able to get all of our channels...

But hahahha this experience is worth the trip!! XDDDDD

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1/2 hr later


OK so they got the dish 500 up..

zand we GET ALL OF OUR CHANNELS!!!

even G4!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

too bad we have to get rid of them now cuz we cant afford it ><

dads gunna try and argue with them becuase weve been paying all this time and havent been getting our channels..

Hopefully we can get a bunch of money back

THen maybe we can have it for 1 more year ><


But anyway

BECAUSE of this...

I couldnt be on the interwebz to do rose garden T_T_T_T__TTT

so ive lost a lot of profit T_T_T_T

http://tricksteronline.com/News/AnnouncementsView.aspx?tn=2&pn=1&no=717


But yeah hopefully ill still make a bunch!!!!