caitaro | Sacrificing Watermelons to Kitten Satan

*Draws square on the floor* Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart!!!!!!!!!! WITH THESE POWERS COMBINED.. I SHALL MAKE A FLAMING TORNADO ON THE GROUND THAT EVENTUALLY SUCKS UP SOME WATER FROM A LAKE... AND THEN THE POWER OF LUUUUV COMES AND SAVES THE FISHIES FROM THE TORNADOS WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then from this water from the tornado, it provides nutrients to a MAGICAL watermelon... The watermelon is SOO TASTY that all the kittens in the land FLOCK To it.. and as they try and eat it... they are virgin sacrifices to Satan, WHO IS ACTUALLY JUST A USED BANDAID IN THE SANDBOX IN THE PARK... BUT ALL THE OLD LADIES ARE LIKE "LOOOK AT THAT BANDAIDD IT IS EEEVILLL EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL" Then the kittens find homes and live happily ever after. and stuff..

*looks around*

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM O_____________O *Explodes!*