Cait's Ramblings

8/24/2007 2:42:36 PM disccompact666: hey, what's going on
8/24/2007 2:42:41 PM Caiterz: hi o.0
8/24/2007 2:42:55 PM disccompact666: your sexy
8/24/2007 2:43:12 PM Caiterz: ROFL
8/24/2007 2:43:14 PM Caiterz: who are you
8/24/2007 2:43:32 PM disccompact666: want to chat
8/24/2007 2:43:49 PM Caiterz: um first tell me who you are and how you got my screenname
8/24/2007 2:44:38 PM disccompact666: i searched in yahoo and you came up in my search, m names james and i'm 19 and i thought you were hot
8/24/2007 2:44:55 PM Caiterz: uuuuuhhhhhhhh lmao what planet are you from?
8/24/2007 2:44:59 PM Caiterz: im not hot or sexy
8/24/2007 2:45:04 PM disccompact666: what
8/24/2007 2:45:07 PM Caiterz: im an ugly nerd... but thats besides the point
8/24/2007 2:45:20 PM disccompact666: why do you think that
8/24/2007 2:45:23 PM Caiterz: Cuz
8/24/2007 2:45:34 PM Caiterz: either you are some bored jerk.. or a crazed foreigner..
8/24/2007 2:45:58 PM disccompact666: why are you in denial
8/24/2007 2:46:13 PM Caiterz: why are YOU?:
8/24/2007 2:46:38 PM disccompact666: your making my cock hard
8/24/2007 2:46:42 PM disccompact666: i'm sorry
8/24/2007 2:46:47 PM Caiterz: OMG.
8/24/2007 2:46:47 PM Caiterz: ok
8/24/2007 2:46:52 PM Caiterz: for another thing
8/24/2007 2:46:54 PM Caiterz: I'm asexual.
8/24/2007 2:47:04 PM disccompact666: you do it with yourself
8/24/2007 2:47:15 PM Caiterz: No, im not sexually attracted to anything
8/24/2007 2:47:21 PM Caiterz: and
8/24/2007 2:47:22 PM Caiterz: 8/24/2007 2:46:38 PM disccompact666: your making my cock hard
8/24/2007 2:47:24 PM Caiterz: that disterbs me
8/24/2007 2:47:26 PM Caiterz: greatly.
8/24/2007 2:47:43 PM disccompact666: i'm sorry, but it just happened
8/24/2007 2:47:53 PM Caiterz: whyd you have to tell me about it hm?
8/24/2007 2:48:10 PM disccompact666: because i just thougt you might want to know
8/24/2007 2:48:16 PM Caiterz: and why would i want to?
8/24/2007 2:48:21 PM disccompact666: tell me about yourself
8/24/2007 2:48:22 PM Caiterz: you just want to cyber dont you?
8/24/2007 2:48:25 PM Caiterz: are you from russia?
8/24/2007 2:48:29 PM disccompact666: no
8/24/2007 2:48:30 PM disccompact666: usa
8/24/2007 2:48:30 PM Caiterz: *puts on wizard hat and robe*
8/24/2007 2:48:43 PM Caiterz: *casts level 5 anticreepyhornyguy*
8/24/2007 2:48:49 PM disccompact666: huh
8/24/2007 2:49:01 PM disccompact666: what are you doing
8/24/2007 2:49:10 PM Caiterz: lol,
8/24/2007 2:49:14 PM Caiterz: you wouldnt understand
8/24/2007 2:49:27 PM disccompact666: so how big are your boobs
8/24/2007 2:49:29 PM disccompact666: i'll bet there huge
8/24/2007 2:49:32 PM Caiterz: Yeah they are
8/24/2007 2:49:37 PM Caiterz: know what? i want a reduction they're so huge
8/24/2007 2:49:46 PM Caiterz: just cut em right off
8/24/2007 2:49:52 PM Caiterz: donate them to children in bosnia or the kids care foundation
8/24/2007 2:49:54 PM Caiterz: XD
8/24/2007 2:50:00 PM disccompact666: what size are they
8/24/2007 2:50:06 PM Caiterz: i duno
8/24/2007 2:50:19 PM Caiterz: I dont uhhhh.. wear unsupportive.. morman clothes
8/24/2007 2:50:43 PM disccompact666: put your hand on your breast and see if you can hold it in your hand
8/24/2007 2:50:52 PM Caiterz: Um,
8/24/2007 2:50:52 PM Caiterz: lol
8/24/2007 2:51:09 PM Caiterz: I dont think so..
8/24/2007 2:51:14 PM Caiterz: thats a bit weird.
8/24/2007 2:51:16 PM Caiterz: besides
8/24/2007 2:51:20 PM Caiterz: you're a crazyed horny guy
8/24/2007 2:51:20 PM disccompact666: why, it's your body
8/24/2007 2:51:25 PM Caiterz: guess what?
8/24/2007 2:51:26 PM Caiterz: i dont like it.
8/24/2007 2:51:30 PM disccompact666: what
8/24/2007 2:51:36 PM Caiterz: Im going to quote all this in my journal.. cuz its mad hillarious.
8/24/2007 2:51:39 PM disccompact666: i think your curious
8/24/2007 2:51:54 PM disccompact666: are you curious
8/24/2007 2:51:57 PM Caiterz: I think i'm not
8/24/2007 2:52:01 PM Caiterz: because i have no libido
8/24/2007 2:52:07 PM Caiterz: i think the naked body is disterbing
8/24/2007 2:52:16 PM Caiterz: i dont like guys without shirts on
8/24/2007 2:52:21 PM Caiterz: I'm a freak, get used to it
8/24/2007 2:52:25 PM disccompact666: who made you think like this
8/24/2007 2:52:28 PM Caiterz: Myself.
8/24/2007 2:52:31 PM disccompact666: it's not healthy
8/24/2007 2:52:36 PM Caiterz: like i care?
8/24/2007 2:52:41 PM Caiterz: nothing else about me is healthy
8/24/2007 2:52:49 PM disccompact666: your still making my hard and i'm sitting in a library
8/24/2007 2:52:55 PM Caiterz: that's not my problem is it?
8/24/2007 2:52:58 PM disccompact666: yes
8/24/2007 2:53:06 PM disccompact666: your picture did it
8/24/2007 2:53:16 PM Caiterz: Um.. okay well.
8/24/2007 2:53:22 PM Caiterz: im sorry?
8/24/2007 2:53:31 PM disccompact666: it's getting huge
8/24/2007 2:53:35 PM Caiterz: im sorry for being a fat ugly bewhiskered nerd?
8/24/2007 2:53:39 PM Caiterz: XD
8/24/2007 2:53:44 PM Caiterz: you wouldnt understand that either.
8/24/2007 2:53:55 PM Caiterz: But its entertaining watching you crazy americans
8/24/2007 2:53:59 PM Caiterz: crazy humans
8/24/2007 2:54:07 PM Caiterz: hahaha. caring about such STRANGE things
8/24/2007 2:54:20 PM disccompact666: does your vagina have hair on it
8/24/2007 2:54:25 PM Caiterz: Does yours?
8/24/2007 2:54:35 PM disccompact666: my big cock, yes it does
8/24/2007 2:54:39 PM Caiterz: Why are you invisible anyway?
8/24/2007 2:54:45 PM Caiterz: my big cock has tons of hair on it.
8/24/2007 2:54:51 PM Caiterz: It's like a cat
8/24/2007 2:54:59 PM disccompact666: why are you invisible
8/24/2007 2:55:00 PM Caiterz: XD
8/24/2007 2:55:04 PM Caiterz: I'm not
8/24/2007 2:55:07 PM Caiterz: it says you're offline
8/24/2007 2:55:15 PM disccompact666: i don't know
8/24/2007 2:55:23 PM Caiterz: how old are you anyway?
8/24/2007 2:55:25 PM Caiterz: 8? 84?
8/24/2007 2:55:43 PM disccompact666: lol, 20
8/24/2007 2:56:09 PM Caiterz: so what are you doin this for? got a group of friends sitting around you? laughing your heads off cuz some strange ugly girl is talking to you?
8/24/2007 2:56:14 PM Caiterz: are you drunk and looking for a quick thrill?
8/24/2007 2:56:21 PM Caiterz: what do you expect to get out of talking to me?
8/24/2007 2:56:25 PM disccompact666: i'm alone and i'm not playing with you
8/24/2007 2:56:31 PM disccompact666: do you got a cam
8/24/2007 2:56:37 PM Caiterz: Yes, but I'm not turning it on.
8/24/2007 2:57:10 PM disccompact666: i'll turn mine on and we can see eacother and what is the big deal we are millions of miles apart and nobody will ever know
8/24/2007 2:57:53 PM disccompact666: what do you think
8/24/2007 2:58:24 PM Caiterz: um
8/24/2007 2:58:27 PM Caiterz: noone will ever know what?
8/24/2007 2:58:41 PM disccompact666: that we saw eachother or talked
8/24/2007 2:59:05 PM Caiterz: do you really think i care?
8/24/2007 2:59:11 PM disccompact666: yeah, that
8/24/2007 2:59:13 PM Caiterz: Do you think i care about YOU?
8/24/2007 2:59:17 PM disccompact666: no
8/24/2007 2:59:23 PM Caiterz: Wait i thought of another possibility
8/24/2007 2:59:32 PM Caiterz: you could be some undercover FBI d00d who thinks im a child molstor or soemthin
8/24/2007 2:59:32 PM disccompact666: but i think you should try something new today
8/24/2007 2:59:40 PM Caiterz: knwo what im gunna try today?
8/24/2007 2:59:48 PM disccompact666: what
8/24/2007 3:00:05 PM Caiterz: when my dad gets home, we are going to walmart.. and get my brothers birthday cake.. and im going to look for the meat man.. because i think he's cute.Then im going to come home.. and play video games
8/24/2007 3:00:09 PM Caiterz: thats what im going to do today
8/24/2007 3:00:10 PM Caiterz: XD
8/24/2007 3:00:28 PM disccompact666: i got your meat right here
8/24/2007 3:00:30 PM disccompact666: lol
8/24/2007 3:00:36 PM Caiterz: No,
8/24/2007 3:00:37 PM disccompact666: why do you seem so angry
8/24/2007 3:00:38 PM Caiterz: not that way
8/24/2007 3:00:40 PM Caiterz: I'm not
8/24/2007 3:00:48 PM Caiterz: i think its mildly entertaining
8/24/2007 3:00:50 PM disccompact666: let's be friends
8/24/2007 3:00:58 PM Caiterz: perhaps giving you a slice of a life you will never know
8/24/2007 3:01:04 PM Caiterz: maybe i'll have an impact on the world
8/24/2007 3:01:21 PM Caiterz: you will never know a life where you dont have to worry about sex.. or.. libido or anything.
8/24/2007 3:01:38 PM Caiterz: I can focus on other more important things than reproducing
8/24/2007 3:01:40 PM disccompact666: your not out going enough to make an impact on the world
8/24/2007 3:01:50 PM Caiterz: Perhaps not with you,
8/24/2007 3:01:58 PM Caiterz: But im workin on it ^_~
8/24/2007 3:02:19 PM disccompact666: so you think people who make an impact on the world don't have sex
8/24/2007 3:02:29 PM Caiterz: No,
8/24/2007 3:02:39 PM Caiterz: im just saying i can focus better because i dont have to worry about such trivial things
8/24/2007 3:03:07 PM disccompact666: that is a part of life
8/24/2007 3:03:36 PM Caiterz: Perhaps
8/24/2007 3:03:38 PM Caiterz: but i'm not normal
8/24/2007 3:03:45 PM Caiterz: and my brain has malfunctioned
8/24/2007 3:03:47 PM Caiterz: *shrug*
8/24/2007 3:04:20 PM disccompact666: if you got some dick you would have a whole new outlook on life
8/24/2007 3:04:32 PM Caiterz: Nah
8/24/2007 3:04:36 PM Caiterz: I'd rather keep it this way
8/24/2007 3:04:45 PM Caiterz: Ive got too much to worry about right now
8/24/2007 3:04:50 PM Caiterz: much less the next time im guna get laid
8/24/2007 3:04:50 PM disccompact666: like what
8/24/2007 3:05:02 PM Caiterz: like finding a job.. going to college.. world domination.. that sort of thing
8/24/2007 3:05:24 PM disccompact666: you can leave world domination out cuz i'm gonna do that
8/24/2007 3:05:39 PM Caiterz: nah
8/24/2007 3:05:44 PM Caiterz: Ive got everything lines up
8/24/2007 3:05:55 PM Caiterz: state puff marshmellow men.. grandma moses, the works




I tried.. playing along.. freaking him out.. even resisting..

but NOTHING i said would make him shut up..
he hasnt said anything since this but, lol.

This is the reason i hate americans :)
...and humans in general.