Cait's Ramblings

"*LOUD SHIP HORN* Hello. This is your captain speaking. You will receive two free boarding passes for an all-inclusive cruise to Nassau, Bahamas in exchange for your answers to ten questions. This is a public opinion poll. The process is automated. Just press the keys on your telephone keypad for your answers. You will receive two free boarding passes for an all-inclusive cruise to Nassau, Bahamas when you're finished. This process only takes a minute. Press one to start the automated survey and receive two complimentary cruise passes."

"Don't miss the boat. Press one now."


I ABOUT SHAT MY PANTS when i heard "HELLO THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING"

im like

WHAT THE FORK IS GOING ON O________________O!!

XD