276 little kids: LAAA!!! LA LA LAAAAA LA LAAA LA LAAA!!!!!!!!!

Cait: HEYYYY KIDS!!!!! GUESS WHAT TIME OF THE WEEK IT IS?!!?
276 little kids: ITS CAITARANT TIME!!
Cait: GOOD JOB!!!! now.. listen carefully.. when you hear the secret phrase... scream as LOUD AS YOU CAN!!
276 little kids: OKAY CAIT!!! :DD!!

So... Mrs. H wants to take me shopping after school tomarrow for clothes for graduation o_O.. and i have no idea why she cares so much..... She said she wanted to reward me for helping tutor DJ... but i dont know why she thinks that because he has an F right now... :\... Im TRYING my best to make that F into a C though....

Um...
So i get home.. and dads like "So we need to send out invitations next week.."
Cait "what for?"
Dad: "for your graduation..."
Cait: "um.. who would want to come to that?"
Dad: "Ummm... probably mo and ron and george and brenda and grandpa.. I suppose after wards Ill just give you some money.."
Cait: "Uh what for?"
Dad: "for graduation.."
Cait: "and what wuold i do with this moneY??"
Dad: "Buy a hot dog."
Cait: "...Why dont we have a party so everyone can bring me money? llolollool"
Dad: "You should have told me that 2 months ago when i ASKED you!!!"
Cait: "Well!!"
Dad: "Well we cant reserve a space now because nothing is left.. you have to do that 6 months in advance..."
Cait: "Cant we just like throw some tents up over by my garden and have hot dogs and talk about stuff?"
Dad: "Umm.. no you need tables and chairs and whatnot.."
Cait: "o_O... we can put the picnic table out there.. and set out some lawn chairs.."
Dad: "we'd have to rent tables and chairs.. and a tent.. and you have to have food.. some people have a caterer bring in fried chikan and stuff.."
Cait: "....This kinda isnt any FORMAL thing..... noone's going to care... we can just throw somethin together.."
Dad: "Uh noo you can get a lot of money wrapped up into these things... But if you want one ill do it for you... I'm not worried about money for this"
Cait: "But you're ALWAYS worried about money and you're lYING because you're worried about money for THIS TOO!!"
DAd: "well you're right but this is for you and.."
Cait: "BUT IM NOT WORTH IT!!"
Dad: "Yes you aree...."
Cait: "We cant even afford to pay FOR OUR HOUSE!! MUch less spend crap on me!!! We dont even HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR THAT"
*
276 little kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Cait: YEs thats right kids!! you found the secret phrase!! "DONT hAVE ENOUGH MONEY"
This is what i hate.. All this crap about money... I hate money i hope it burns.. Im going to be a hobo when i grow up and live on a deserted island by myself with no money. Hopefully i will catch SIDS and die..
*
Dad: "well you only do this oncee blahh.."
Cait: "*furiated* *walks out to comptuer to type this..*


SO yes...

The last 2 months of your 12th grade career will be HELL.

If you're me i GUARANTEE IT.

Explaining Juivinile Delinquents...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjqQWmrUNg9iw.xfMLJU4Ffsy6IX?qid=1006042722573

Hmmm..

if YOU have any other experiences thoughts.. ideas.. or whatever... feel free to post them..

Im still curious ;)

Also sp00ny brang up a good point..

Wind Sp00n Alpha: Cait
caiternoodle: ?
Wind Sp00n Alpha: I think its due to peer pressure
Wind Sp00n Alpha: the want to be accepted and to be cool
caiternoodle: Who ever said it was cool though? o_O
Wind Sp00n Alpha: When kids want to fit in
Wind Sp00n Alpha: they may do crazy things
caiternoodle: welll.. they're idiots XD
Wind Sp00n Alpha: Who said being cool was always smart?
caiternoodle: ...good point
caiternoodle: Cool is such a relative word.
Wind Sp00n Alpha: :P
caiternoodle: I think i wont use it anymore..
Wind Sp00n Alpha: Cool is such a word that binds everyone to be the same
caiternoodle: OMG
caiternoodle: THE GOVERNMENT invented this "cool" to take over the minds of teenagers
Wind Sp00n Alpha: Nah, we kinda did that to ourselfs ;-)
caiternoodle: i bet some of them work for the government
caiternoodle: :O
caiternoodle: So for now on.. "whiteface" will replace "cool"
caiternoodle: *writes that down*
caiternoodle: XD
Wind Sp00n Alpha: oh god
caiternoodle: XD!!!!!
Wind Sp00n Alpha: erm uh hrm
Wind Sp00n Alpha: did i ever mention that cool could be considered a variable word
caiternoodle: Yes however
Wind Sp00n Alpha: A word thats definition lies in the eye of the beholder?
caiternoodle: If i were to say to some random h1O ... "I think granola bars are cool"
caiternoodle: they would think..
caiternoodle: "..oh so you drink granola bar beer.. smoke it up like a joint.. and then masterbate with them"
caiternoodle: while i would think "ohh granola bars are delicious.."
Wind Sp00n Alpha: uhm
Wind Sp00n Alpha: no
Wind Sp00n Alpha: they would think
caiternoodle: XD!
Wind Sp00n Alpha: Ah so you enjoy participating in granola bar feasting
caiternoodle: But its kidna like the word "bites"
caiternoodle: I could say "man.. snoop bites.."
caiternoodle: some people would think "oh so snoop sucks" and others would think "why does snoop bite things? is she rabid?"
Wind Sp00n Alpha: cuz I SAID SNOOP
Wind Sp00n Alpha: WAS SNOOP DAWG
caiternoodle: lol nu
Wind Sp00n Alpha: AND SNOOP GOT PISSED
Wind Sp00n Alpha: AND STARTED HAUNTING ME IN MY DREAMS
Wind Sp00n Alpha: AS MY DOG LUNA
Wind Sp00n Alpha: Woo


So now.. Cool is out of the whitefacian dictionary.. and it's temporary replacement is "whiteface" untill i can come up with a new word for "cool"

ideas so far:
Aggressive "Man that movie was so agressive.."
Whiteface "That game... was sooo whiteface."
Spicy "Oh that computer has 300gb of ram!! That's SPICY!!!"
(Sometimes i use "pimp" because people who actually USE the word pimp are... ... crazy)
Bananas "This shiz is bananas." (B a n a n a s?)