Cait's Ramblings

k.
so.
I was going to write this like i usually do but it'd end up like this: She was like this i was like that he was like this he said that..

So i wrote it in chatish language for your sanity purposes...





Everyone is like "OMG GO TO COLLEGE!!!!! YOUR TALENT CANT BE WASSTEEDD OMGWTFBBQQ~~~~"
Cait: "..yea whatever.."
Dad: "Your mom *blah blah 3 hours rant*sex *Tearey eyed* i never got the chance to gooo blahh your mom is teh pwn go sex her up!"
Cait: "...But i hate JCC If your forcing me to go... id rather go to art institute of suburban chicago"
Dad: "She got her 4 yr degree at JCC.. so you can tooo blah sex."
Cait: "k.."
dad "The FAFSA is STUPID.. it sex doesnt even .. YOU DONT NEED MY EFFIN TAX sex SHIZZLE!!!"
Cait: "But you HAVE to fill it out!!!"
dad: "But weresex not even eligable!!"
Cait: "They said you have to anyway!! and they said you cant tell if your elligable or not by this paper.."
dad: "-_sex_-.."
Pretend Counceler Lady: "Soooooo... hows the college search thingy goin?"
Cait: "Dads makin me go to JCC."
Pretend Counceler Lady: "OOoohhh... okayyyy....... yar."
Cait: "Yeah"
Dad: "I Called social security.. They said that you dont get any SS after you turn 18 WHATsoever.
Cait: "K dont care"
Pretend Counceler Lady: "FIlled out any scholorships?"
Cait: "well my dad called SS office and they said we dont get any money at all now.."
Pretend Counceler Lady: ":D SCHOLOARSHIPS!"
Cait: "Even if college is completely free tuition.. we cant afford the gas to go to Jackson + back every day.. Plus books.. whatever.."
Pretend Counceler Lady: "=DD!!!!!! STUDENT LOOOAANNNS!!!! :DDDQ@R()Q#$)Q(FIASABBQ"
Cait: "Cant afford."
Mr. Loveless: "the only one who can shape your future is you!!! if you dont go to college you will be a burger flipper!!"
Cait: "But we dont have enough money!!"
Mr. Loveless: "Scholorships!"
Cait: "Even if college is completely free tuition.. we cant afford the gas to go to Jackson + back every day.. Plus books.. whatever.."
Mr. Loveless: "Student Loans!!! Besides you might only have a class up there once or twice a week.. the rest you can take at hillsdale.."
Cait: "...yeah..."
Mr. Loveless: "NEWBERRY. Go fill out schoolorships NOW BEOTCH!!":
Cait: "fine.." *Gets applications* *puts in locker*
Mr. Loveless: ":D go get more!!"
Cait: "....Fine.." *Gets more* *Puts in locker*
JCC lady: "We are only a 2 year school! :D"
Cait: "But my dad said my mom got a 4 year nursing RN thingy there.."
JCC Lady: "well weve always been a 2 year college.. Theres other colleges which have campuses ON jcc.. but WE .. personally..dont have 4 year degrees. So.. thats impossible"
Cait: "O_o"
JCC Lady: "set up an appt so we can discuss the shizzle my nizzle!"
cait: "The JCC lady said its only a 2 yr school"
Dad: ".... .. ...... .... ... *tearey eyed*sex YOUR MOTHER.. got a 4 year degreee thereeeeeeee blahh blahhhh sex"
Cait: "...someone is lying to me...."
Dad "......"
Cait: "We need to call the JCC lady.."
Dad: "When?sex"
Cait: "Sometime.."
Dad: "...ok.... what sex for?"
Cait: "Ummm....To discuss... uh.. I guess just to humor Mr. Loveless.. You know everyone is pressuring me SOOOOO much... to do this and i TELL them we cant afford it!! but they DONT CARE.. they say i MUST GO."
Dad: "Um.. Sosex i guess Mr. Loveless issex going to pay for itsex too?"
Cait: "no... YOU KNOW.> i dont even WANT to go to college.. i mean all you get is a FLIPPIN piece of PAPER what does it say NOTHING!!"
Dad: "EsexXsexAsexCsexTsexLsexYsex!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cait: "I mean ok.. Even iff... I do Go to college i could learn negative stuff.. and theyd hire me over someone who knows more.."
Dad: "Yea see.. i sexnever went to collegesex but.. *tearey sexeyed* I WISH I HAD!!!!sex"
Cait's thoughts: THIS WHOLE EFFING COUNTRY(/world) IS A CONSPIRACY!!! NUMBERING YOU.. KEEPING TRACK OF YOUR EVERY MOVE.> YOUR EVERY WORD.. EVERY SOUND YOU MAKE.. PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO HUMPING EVERY LAST THING YOU SEE.. SHAPING YOUR EYEBROWS LIKE RAINBOWS.. CUTTING THE FUZZ OFF YOURSELF USING A KNIFE FOR NO FLIPPING REASON... FORCING YOU TO PAY PEOPLE TO TALK TO YOU FOR HOURS THEN WRITE STUFF ON PAPER.. GIVE IT TO THEM.. THEN AFTER 30 BILLION YEARS YOUR WEARING CLOTHES FROM GOOD WILL AND YOU GET THAT EFFIN PIECE OF PAPER.. and YOU CAN FINALLY GET A JOB.. THEN AFTER 245 MORE YEARS YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDKIDS FINALLY PAY OFF YOUR LOANS. but do you care? NO YOUR DEAD!! so thats exactly my way of thinking.. Well.. Im going to die eventually.. Will anyone care? nope. WIll they care how fat i was? Nope. Then i dont need no flippin arse grass diet. Cuz i dont care.. Noone else cares. Why not attempt to enjoy this pathetic excuse for a life while you can? Will anyone care where i got my clothes? Noooopee.. Will anyone care about http://caitaro.livejournal.com? Noooooo But Cait DOES so cait CONTINUES IT... Why? Because if cait didnt DO THE JOURNAL EVERY DAy.. she would forget EVERYTHING because of constant dissociate FUGUE. See.. this is why.. I want to live.. (pretty much) by myself.. on an island.. With only my instincts to survive.. Why? I care about WORKING to survive.. i DONT care about.. how rainbowey my eyebrows work.. I tell sp00ny this but he says.. That "Ohh but this life is so much better.... blah" Id rather have the fear of possibly being eaten alive... Than live in a world with humans.. Sad i know but i dont care... This is how i feel and It prolly wont change unless this world changes..."
dad: "SUPPERS DONE.sex."
Caits thoughts: "...a temporary distraction from my ramble about how live sucks.. alas.. I will return someday..... unfortunatly.."