Cait's Ramblings

I read spam mail cuz its hillarious..

"John McCain busts Paris' balls"


Id love to see John McCain bust Paris' balls.

While we're on the subject of McCain..

if this doesn't make you want to Not vote for him, NOTHING WILL.


(this was in the paper, so its technically legally true)

-He doesn't know how many houses he owns
-He thinks the economy is going well right now.



...vote for whiteface!!!!!!


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in other news..


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhHhh i almost died, but not really..

I was comin back from skewl.... and...

Zomg >< the BREAK LIGHT comes on and the car starts DINGING (im in the black car, mind you!)

so im like "O___O oh shit" so i pull into the nearest driveway I found and the breaks still worked o_O O_o so.. i was like.. Well...

i turned the car off.. then turned it back on to see if it was some sort of fluke...

but NOOoOo


so im like "well.. what do i do now?" i look around to see if theres any houses nearby..

theres one.. with a TV on.. and its a pretty ghetto looking house though ><


so then i look over.

Aha! I have my laptop with me. Lets hope to whiteface theres a wifi spot here... and that corys on..

I open up my laptop, click the wifi thing and LO AND BEHOLD THERE IS A WIFI SPOT


PRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISEEE WHITEY!


so i get on and whos on? Kao... Sephi.... Nick (but hes away)... Max...

So Kao calls my dad for me and told Cory to get online..


Cory gets on and im just like flippin out, lol.

im like "THE CAR. IS DYING. COME GET ME"

so cory said "okay, bye"

So i watched some youtube movies X3 and then when my battery died i sat and waited in the dark.. and waited... and waited..

Dad pops the hood and apparently a break ine had broke.. cuz there was brake(break??) line fluid EVERYWHERE

so he said "ok hop in big bertha and ill drive this home"

so i was like "o__o okay"

so dad filled it up with break line fluid and we go home at about 45MPH, lol

luckily there was NOONE following us home the WHOLE way there..

so we drop the car off at the car place and leave him a note...

and karl drives us home..


but yeah, it was my first time driving big bertha... and yeah

I HATES TO DRIVE.

4 EVERRRRRR

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