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1.  How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

 Stop and think about it, and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

 


 
 
 
 
 
 2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

 

 
 

 
 
 
 Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
 
 Wrong Answer.
 
 Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals  
attend .... Except one.   Which animal does not attend?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 

 
 
 
 Correct Answer :
The Elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
This tests your memory..
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 

 
 
 Correct Answer:?
You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not been listening?
All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
 
 According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.


 Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends..
 PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.

 
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Hi, i know you guys deal with labor laws, but im not sure where else to ask... maybe you guys know ^_^

I work at walmart and i'm a sales associate on the floor, but im friends with the people who unload the truck. They got approved to have water back there (as its a strenuous job, so they need to stay hydrated)

So the guy who physically unloads the truck bought one of those gatorade dispensers and put it back there for everyone to get the water out of.

They were allowed to get water from the filtered water spout that the customers get it from and "Store use" it (so that the inventory stays correct)


But they didn't get approved to "Store use" cups or ice for their water.... So the guy who unloads the truck just buys cups and ice for everyone...

To compensate for the cost, we set up a bucket in the breakroom for all the people in the backroom to put their pop cans in to help fund the cups and ice...

This went on fine for some time, and noone cared.. but then our cans from that bucket started going missing... Then eventually the bucket was gone.

So we set up a box instead... Then THOSE cans went missing.. and eventually on the box someone wrote "this is not allowed please see store manager with questions."

I dont get that, they say that putting the pop cans in the WALMART Fund can-return is "Optional + appreciated".. yet we're not allowed to collect and take the cans for ourself? Its not like we're taking the cans already IN the walmart fund can-return.

Yet other people are allowed to have physical money dollar donation boxes... and pop can tab donations..

and we cant have our cans to pay for something that the store should provide anyway??

Is there some law against this? I feel discriminated against because the lady with cancer gets her donation box, the other lady with cancer gets HER donation can, and yet the perfectly healthy people trying to stay hydrated arent allowed a donation box...

I dont really want to ask the store manager about the situation because she might take EVERYONEs donation boxes away PLUS not even allow us to have the water in the backroom AT ALL, which would be an ass-hole move.

I've learned all too much from school that if 1 person "screws up" it generally ruins it for everyone.

So I figured I'd ask a 3rd party...

Thanks for any input!
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someone in montana

SOMEHOW...

hacked my email accounts at around 5:00 yesterday morning.


and changed the passwords..


...
:/

I got them back, but i am so sad...


*blames joel*

*and cory*
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Because im a whiney ass bitch who doesn't deserve to live, i complained to my ISP because I can.
Corecom, in the past you have have been moderately okay.

You overcharged us by 100$ for 5 years for services we never had... Which isnt your department, its billing, and I understand that..

But recently, the service has been really crappy.. Here are my 3 main complaints...

1.) Time Used Information stopped updating in August of last year. Sure it's not something we NEED but it is interesting to see the statistics...

2.) You guys dont even support V.92 modems... Dialup is pretty much dead for any regular internet users... and you guys /still/ havent upgraded to support this. Yes everyone in my house is mad at me for not being able to have anyone call us. But, we can't afford a cell phone, so... tough luck for them,

3.) This is the big one. This is why I decided to write this email this morning. Back in 2001 when this was still DMCI, we used to get busy signals at all times of the day and couldnt connect. When they were bought out by Voyager, that stopped. When they were bought out by Corecomm, pretty much everything stayed the same, but we got this nifty online account viewer. In the past, oh, year or so (which ironically is when the time used information got cut off) we've been experiencing busy signals... at most times of the day. USUALLY at night / early morning hours. Usually it also only lasts 5-10 minutes at the most, but tonight it lasted 45 minutes. I could connect at 5:00 am exactly. Not sure if theres some magical thing that resets ever hour or what.

I've talked to you guys about this before, and I got some crappy answer like "Oh, there wasnt enough operators available" or something. Even though I tried calling BOTH local phone numbers for here.

So, please fix this. This isnt 2001, you should have some control over being able to connect in the early morning.

Oh and before you go blaming my modem or something, I can connect to dialinfree's free dialup internet during the times where the internet is busy. They also support V92 modems... and are looking better all the time :/





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Woooow..

Aug. 26th, 2008 11:56 pm
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I read spam mail cuz its hillarious..

"John McCain busts Paris' balls"


Id love to see John McCain bust Paris' balls.

While we're on the subject of McCain..

if this doesn't make you want to Not vote for him, NOTHING WILL.


(this was in the paper, so its technically legally true)

-He doesn't know how many houses he owns
-He thinks the economy is going well right now.



...vote for whiteface!!!!!!


------------

in other news..


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhHhh i almost died, but not really..

I was comin back from skewl.... and...

Zomg >< the BREAK LIGHT comes on and the car starts DINGING (im in the black car, mind you!)

so im like "O___O oh shit" so i pull into the nearest driveway I found and the breaks still worked o_O O_o so.. i was like.. Well...

i turned the car off.. then turned it back on to see if it was some sort of fluke...

but NOOoOo


so im like "well.. what do i do now?" i look around to see if theres any houses nearby..

theres one.. with a TV on.. and its a pretty ghetto looking house though ><


so then i look over.

Aha! I have my laptop with me. Lets hope to whiteface theres a wifi spot here... and that corys on..

I open up my laptop, click the wifi thing and LO AND BEHOLD THERE IS A WIFI SPOT


PRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISEEE WHITEY!


so i get on and whos on? Kao... Sephi.... Nick (but hes away)... Max...

So Kao calls my dad for me and told Cory to get online..


Cory gets on and im just like flippin out, lol.

im like "THE CAR. IS DYING. COME GET ME"

so cory said "okay, bye"

So i watched some youtube movies X3 and then when my battery died i sat and waited in the dark.. and waited... and waited..

Dad pops the hood and apparently a break ine had broke.. cuz there was brake(break??) line fluid EVERYWHERE

so he said "ok hop in big bertha and ill drive this home"

so i was like "o__o okay"

so dad filled it up with break line fluid and we go home at about 45MPH, lol

luckily there was NOONE following us home the WHOLE way there..

so we drop the car off at the car place and leave him a note...

and karl drives us home..


but yeah, it was my first time driving big bertha... and yeah

I HATES TO DRIVE.

4 EVERRRRRR

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