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[caitaro]

So i was at the hospital today.. (my chest was indeed hurting at the time) and they wanted me to sign a waiver to do some IV contrast on the CT scan of my chest. The waiver stated that "if you die (and theres a 1 in 100,000 chance you will) you wont sue us".

I was like "Mmmm no thank you. *doesnt sign* @_@"